It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 9:11:47 am PST #2076 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oatmeal Audit!

Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?


sj - Jan 22, 2007 9:12:45 am PST #2077 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?

I have, and I even convinced TCG to have a bowl yesterday.


beth b - Jan 22, 2007 9:13:23 am PST #2078 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?

not me. but I might have it for lunch now. colds do odd things to the appetite and tastebuds


Ginger - Jan 22, 2007 9:14:22 am PST #2079 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My Lifetime TV is back!

Oh, no!


Nora Deirdre - Jan 22, 2007 9:16:12 am PST #2080 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?

I had it for breakfast today and on Friday. YUM! Steel cuts with raisins and apricots. I was hoping to get around to toasting up some pecans to crumble up in there, but I didn't, so I settled for slivered almonds.


Steph L. - Jan 22, 2007 9:16:15 am PST #2081 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oatmeal Audit!

Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?

As always. My arteries -- and Wilford Brimley -- thank me.


Ailleann - Jan 22, 2007 9:18:32 am PST #2082 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?

I didn't, but I was craving it all weekend! No explanation as to why I didn't, other than I'm lazy.

I'd have it for dinner, but I think I have some lettuce I should use before it goes funny.... maybe I will anyway.


javachik - Jan 22, 2007 9:21:19 am PST #2083 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Happy Birthday, Andi!

Signed, Another 37-year-old.

I got to meet Smonster on Saturday!! Yay for brunches!! Yay+plus for Smonster moving to NoCal!


erikaj - Jan 22, 2007 9:21:56 am PST #2084 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, actually she said "get a man", but I don't think she meant for computer repair, jar-opening, or cop talk, do you? I just said it the way I said it cause I'm so fucking refined. I think the good ones are kind of taken at this moment. Our vet's still single and has a warm phone voice, but speaking of "Lifetime"... Tep, thanks for the fic-confidence.


DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 9:23:41 am PST #2085 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

North Beach will crack in twain if Smonster moves to the Bay Area. I can feel the tremors already.

Oh, no!

That was my thought.

I've had no oatmeal, but I'm craving it now. Fortunately I can get it downstairs for cheap (less than $2 for a biggish bowl).