Emmett was also congested and wheezy this morning.
Did you ask him if he wanted to hit the snotsucker?
I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ailleann - Jan 22, 2007 8:59:02 am PST #2071 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
erikaj - Jan 22, 2007 8:59:28 am PST #2072 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I, on the other hand, may have reached a new loser standard. My attendant just told me I need to get laid. I would much rather have given my panties to a geek.
vw bug - Jan 22, 2007 9:00:08 am PST #2073 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Thanks be to the tv gods! My Lifetime TV is back! Take that you whoever took it away!
I also seem to have CMT, HGTV and some other fun stations.
I have the weirdest cable ever.
Steph L. - Jan 22, 2007 9:09:47 am PST #2074 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
My attendant just told me I need to get laid.
I think the only reasonable response to that is, "Go fuck yourself."
Also, erika -- I had a dream the other night that some Democratic party fundraisers asked me to write a HLotS fic because it would somehow raise money for the party. I told them that I've never watched it, and anyway, I knew a *much* better choice of writer if that's the fandom they wanted, AND that the bonus was that the writer was a big democratic rabble-rouser in her own right. (I was, of course, referring to you.)
So they called you, and you wrote fic for the good of the Democratic party, and all was well.
That's actually closer to "normal" than most of my dreams are.
DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 9:10:55 am PST #2075 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Did you ask him if he wanted to hit the snotsucker?
I did offer.
He declined.
I think the only reasonable response to that is, "Go fuck yourself."
Miss Manners will back you up on this.
DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 9:11:47 am PST #2076 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oatmeal Audit!
Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?
sj - Jan 22, 2007 9:12:45 am PST #2077 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?
I have, and I even convinced TCG to have a bowl yesterday.
beth b - Jan 22, 2007 9:13:23 am PST #2078 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?
not me. but I might have it for lunch now. colds do odd things to the appetite and tastebuds
Ginger - Jan 22, 2007 9:14:22 am PST #2079 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My Lifetime TV is back!
Oh, no!
Nora Deirdre - Jan 22, 2007 9:16:12 am PST #2080 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?
I had it for breakfast today and on Friday. YUM! Steel cuts with raisins and apricots. I was hoping to get around to toasting up some pecans to crumble up in there, but I didn't, so I settled for slivered almonds.