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Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2007 12:08:01 pm PST #1724 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And jeez, how pathetic is it that I'm having the traditional mid-20's "I don't know what to DOOOO!" angst at 31?

I am right there with you, my sister in 31-yr-old "Well, fuck, what now?"

Of course then I'm all "I'll write a comic! I'll go to grad school! I'll design clothes! I'll knit couture dog sweaters! I'll have a girly pink sex shop! I'll fight crime! It'll be awesome!" Then I fall over with exhaustion at how busy ideal me is.

DavidS - Jan 19, 2007 12:10:24 pm PST #1725 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"I'll write a comic! I'll go to grad school! I'll design clothes! I'll knit couture dog sweaters! I'll have a girly pink sex shop! I'll fight crime! It'll be awesome!"

I want you to do all of those things!

FWIW, I didn't publish my first book until mere weeks before I turned 40.

juliana - Jan 19, 2007 12:12:50 pm PST #1726 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Then I fall over with exhaustion at how busy ideal me is.

YES. "I'll study Shakespeare! I'll own a karaoke bar! I'll become a massage therapist!" Oy.

Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2007 12:16:02 pm PST #1727 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Clearly, you and I should go into business together, juliana. For we have ideas that are both right and good.

Tom Scola - Jan 19, 2007 12:18:14 pm PST #1728 of 10001

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

FWIW, I didn't publish my first book until mere weeks before I turned 40.

I turn 40 in ten weeks. Crap.

juliana - Jan 19, 2007 12:18:31 pm PST #1729 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

For we have ideas that are both right and good.

Yes. Also, we are very pretty and can hold our liquor.

Sean K - Jan 19, 2007 12:19:14 pm PST #1730 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

t waits impatiently for Scola's first book

erikaj - Jan 19, 2007 12:22:11 pm PST #1731 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

I know the feeling. Although the worst part of mine is that people think they *know* what I do already. "You're so lucky...not having to work or anything." I don't know whether to hit those people or feel like "Shit, your job is fucking sad. Sorry, bunk."Dude, Scola...smile at me the right way and I could give you mine. It's not perfect, but...

Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2007 12:25:40 pm PST #1732 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yes. Also, we are very pretty and can hold our liquor.

True!

ETA: My cousin has just started attending therapy. Technically it's supposed to only be for people who survived the storm, but the therapist decided K could take advantage of the program anyway. Point is, when she was talking about how great it is to talk about her shit and know that it's normal and stuff, I was thinking "But I don't need that! I have buffistas to validate my craxy!"

ETAA: Sad when the ETA is longer than the original post.

DavidS - Jan 19, 2007 12:29:08 pm PST #1733 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I turn 40 in ten weeks. Crap.

Start writing, buckoo!

Yes. Also, we are very pretty and can hold our liquor.

Verifiably true.

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