I turn 40 in ten weeks. Crap.
Start writing, buckoo!
Yes. Also, we are very pretty and can hold our liquor.
Verifiably true.
Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.
Willow ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jan 19, 2007 12:29:08 pm PST #1733 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Polter-Cow - Jan 19, 2007 12:33:05 pm PST #1734 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
{{JZ}} Sorry for the woes.
I want to publish a book. But I suppose I have to write one first. And I suppose I have to have an idea before that.
juliana - Jan 19, 2007 12:34:59 pm PST #1735 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Point is, when she was talking about how great it is to talk about her shit and know that it's normal and stuff, I was thinking "But I don't need that! I have buffistas to validate my craxy!"
Yes! I think this every time someone suggests I go to talky therapy. And then I go to the bar.
I think I need more of a life-coach-type personage - someone to throw out suggestions and bounce shit off of and then kick my ass when I don't follow up. Except I have buffistae for that, too.
I TOTALLY want to open up a karaoke bar/lounge with regular Shakespeare discussions and beauty tips and massages with Daisy now. I think we would make one MEEEEELION dollars.
amych - Jan 19, 2007 12:36:55 pm PST #1736 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
"But I don't need that! I have buffistas to validate my craxy!"
So true. If only y'all could write prescriptions.
Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2007 12:38:19 pm PST #1737 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Of course we would!! The pink girly sex shop can be out back!
I shall come there. There's no reason to expose you to Dallas.
juliana - Jan 19, 2007 12:40:11 pm PST #1738 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Of course we would!! The pink girly sex shop can be out back!
Yes! And we would have a monthly fashion show for your creations.
And thank you for coming here, for I fear I would wilt like unto a delicate flower at the first breath of Texas heat.
DavidS - Jan 19, 2007 12:41:01 pm PST #1739 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
If only we had a financier among our group...
Atropa - Jan 19, 2007 12:42:12 pm PST #1740 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
If only we had a financier among our group...
If only. Oh, if only.
Signed, girl who knows exactly what she wants to be doing, but can't afford to walk away from the software gig to do it.
DavidS - Jan 19, 2007 12:45:31 pm PST #1741 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
When I win the lottery I am totally financing Jilli's Goblin Market and Juliana and Daisy's super fun time party bar and sex toy emporium.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 19, 2007 12:46:37 pm PST #1742 of 10001
What is even happening?
I turn 40 in ten weeks. Crap.Don't fret, Tom. I turn 40 in about 7 weeks. I'll lose before you do.