I know, world in peril and we have to work together. This is my last office romance, I'll tell you that.

Buffy ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2007 12:16:02 pm PST #1727 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Clearly, you and I should go into business together, juliana. For we have ideas that are both right and good.


Tom Scola - Jan 19, 2007 12:18:14 pm PST #1728 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

FWIW, I didn't publish my first book until mere weeks before I turned 40.

I turn 40 in ten weeks. Crap.


juliana - Jan 19, 2007 12:18:31 pm PST #1729 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

For we have ideas that are both right and good.

Yes. Also, we are very pretty and can hold our liquor.


Sean K - Jan 19, 2007 12:19:14 pm PST #1730 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

t waits impatiently for Scola's first book


erikaj - Jan 19, 2007 12:22:11 pm PST #1731 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I know the feeling. Although the worst part of mine is that people think they *know* what I do already. "You're so lucky...not having to work or anything." I don't know whether to hit those people or feel like "Shit, your job is fucking sad. Sorry, bunk."Dude, Scola...smile at me the right way and I could give you mine. It's not perfect, but...


Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2007 12:25:40 pm PST #1732 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yes. Also, we are very pretty and can hold our liquor.

True!

ETA: My cousin has just started attending therapy. Technically it's supposed to only be for people who survived the storm, but the therapist decided K could take advantage of the program anyway. Point is, when she was talking about how great it is to talk about her shit and know that it's normal and stuff, I was thinking "But I don't need that! I have buffistas to validate my craxy!"

ETAA: Sad when the ETA is longer than the original post.


DavidS - Jan 19, 2007 12:29:08 pm PST #1733 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I turn 40 in ten weeks. Crap.

Start writing, buckoo!

Yes. Also, we are very pretty and can hold our liquor.

Verifiably true.


Polter-Cow - Jan 19, 2007 12:33:05 pm PST #1734 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

{{JZ}} Sorry for the woes.

I want to publish a book. But I suppose I have to write one first. And I suppose I have to have an idea before that.


juliana - Jan 19, 2007 12:34:59 pm PST #1735 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Point is, when she was talking about how great it is to talk about her shit and know that it's normal and stuff, I was thinking "But I don't need that! I have buffistas to validate my craxy!"

Yes! I think this every time someone suggests I go to talky therapy. And then I go to the bar.

I think I need more of a life-coach-type personage - someone to throw out suggestions and bounce shit off of and then kick my ass when I don't follow up. Except I have buffistae for that, too.

I TOTALLY want to open up a karaoke bar/lounge with regular Shakespeare discussions and beauty tips and massages with Daisy now. I think we would make one MEEEEELION dollars.


amych - Jan 19, 2007 12:36:55 pm PST #1736 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

"But I don't need that! I have buffistas to validate my craxy!"

So true. If only y'all could write prescriptions.