...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


Fay - Jun 26, 2003 6:56:48 am PDT #748 of 5668
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

So it appears that the Atlantic is detrimental to the power of Buffista jobma. The buggers haven't even invited me to interview.

Very much at a loss now, as have stupidly been prioritising this job. Am very stupid indeed.

General good luck/everything-work-out-for-the-best type vibes very, very, very much appreciated.

May wind up going abroad and bugger it all.


Laura - Jun 26, 2003 9:42:57 am PDT #749 of 5668
Our wings are not tired.

Goodbye for now loves. I will be dark slate gray for a couple weeks or so. Around and about the great Northeast. I have no return reservations yet so it is hard to say. I hope to see many Buffistas along the way. We have basketball camp in Syracuse, exploring in Maine and catching up with Vixen, fireworks with vw in Massachusetts, Niagara Falls and a visit with Sophia, then some NYC time before flying home. In between a lot of family time in the land where I was born.

Dial-up is evil so I won’t be around much except a few mail pickups a day to pretend I am working. I will miss you. Plan to have as much fun wherever you are as I plan to have while away from you. Write me so I will get something other than offers to increase my penile size or lower my interest rate.


DCJensen - Jun 26, 2003 9:54:40 am PDT #750 of 5668
All is well that ends in pizza.

Looks like I'm going gray for a while.

They just cut off my cable and cable modem for non-payment and I'm using a friend's dialup to leave this message.

Even if I get a job, I'm unlikely to return to Charter Cable. The local office is run by a guy who thinks I come in and complain for my health. The regional office and the local office seldom seem to communicate.

I have had enough and with them and decided I was throwing money I did not have down a rathole. As nice as Cable Modems are when the signal gets through...the aggravation isn't worth it.

This might put a crimp in the job search, please send more jobma.


DCJensen - Jun 26, 2003 2:37:34 pm PDT #751 of 5668
All is well that ends in pizza.

Okay, Still gray, but color coming back tomorrow.

I called the supervisor who was here last week to leave a device to troublshoot the cable modem problem and he was very angry they cut me off.

I get my cable and modem back tomorrow morning. Would have been back tonight if I hadn't gone to the post office. He gave me a "mistakes were made" speach last week and again today. His supervisor will be calling me about arranging compensation on Monday.

Long story short, after 10 months of iffy cable, I guess I'll have it back for a bit.


Aims - Jun 26, 2003 3:25:18 pm PDT #752 of 5668
Shit's all sorts of different now.

MM and I will be dark this weekend. Going to Michigan for a wedding.


Rebecca Lizard - Jun 26, 2003 4:55:03 pm PDT #753 of 5668
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

If everything goes very well, next week I'll be in Massachusetts with Reema, who is, if I didn't mention it to you in all-capital letters, the girl I'm in love with.

I'm not sure that there exists getting-parents-who-five-minutes-ago-said-yes-and- now-say-no-to-change-their-minds-back-again -ma, but if there is any, the Buffistas can wield it; so if you can spare any, please send that our way.

Meep.


DCJensen - Jun 27, 2003 5:39:01 am PDT #754 of 5668
All is well that ends in pizza.

Back on Cable Modem.

I got a month credit, so I guess that means if I don't pay, I'll lose it again in a month.

Hmmm... what can I sell on eBay.....


Jessica - Jun 27, 2003 8:46:13 am PDT #755 of 5668
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Got a job interview Monday afternoon.

Wish me -ma!


justkim - Jun 27, 2003 1:43:55 pm PDT #756 of 5668
Another social casualty...

I am going to be pale black for the next week or so. DH and I are finally taking our oft-postponed and long awaited vacation to Florida. Home! Yay!

Wishes of non-stupid drivers on the roads and general kitty health are appreciated.


Trudy Booth - Jun 27, 2003 2:16:48 pm PDT #757 of 5668
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

One of the partners in my lawfirm was made a judge. His secretary has been given my attorneys.

The secretary who left earlier this week was half sec/half office assistant. She made about 10k less than me.

I've been laid off.

I walked the two blocks from my office to that of darling Tom Scola and, quite literally, cried on his shoulder-- thanks Tom. Atkins has been called off for the moment, I have a bottle of frozen vodka in one hand and a popsicle in the other. My sister is coming into the city tonight to take me out. I may be lurkish for a while, I don't know. For now the Great Midwestern Buffista and Ice Cream Tour is cancelled. I guess I won't be going to see Air Supply at the Westbury Music fair but that was dorky anyway. Notes, chocolate death-bombs and offers to make sweet, sweet love to me gladly accepted.