I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


amych - Apr 01, 2015 3:57:09 pm PDT #5204 of 5668
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dreamy job offer received, ~ma re-released into the general pool.


Pix - Apr 02, 2015 3:09:35 pm PDT #5205 of 5668
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I’ve relaunched my website and started blogging again (two days in a row is a start...). If you’d like to read, it’s here: [link]

If you’re on Facebook and so inclined to “like” my page of the same name, it’s here: [link]


Nora Deirdre - Apr 23, 2015 1:32:23 pm PDT #5206 of 5668
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I have another article out on the site that gives me a bunch more money if it gets shared on Facebook (through the button in the header of the article itself) 400 times. It's about beer! And food! And Louisiana! So, take a read, and if you like it, please consider sharing on your Facebook page? It would mean the world to me (well, if the world is $200. Which feels like the world when you're a freelance writer.)

Louisiana: Where Craft Beer and Food Collide


DCJensen - Apr 28, 2015 8:11:18 pm PDT #5207 of 5668
All is well that ends in pizza.

Tax season is over, laid off.

Oh well, now I can catch up a bit on ...stuff.


SailAweigh - Apr 29, 2015 10:42:38 am PDT #5208 of 5668
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Could I get some interview~ma for 7 am board time, tomorrow? Many thanks!


Matt the Bruins fan - May 01, 2015 7:03:26 am PDT #5209 of 5668
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I just found out that my elderly cousin Pat, whom I often visited and took out to dinner in Memphis, passed away last night. Word is she went quietly and didn't suffer. I knew her time was probably drawing near, but she seemed more or less okay when I visited her two weeks ago and I hoped we'd have more time with her.


juliana - May 06, 2015 3:41:48 pm PDT #5210 of 5668
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Add me to the ranks of pregnant Buffistae - we're looking forward to welcoming the new addition in mid-November.

(edit: I'm not really announcing this anywhere else on the Interwebs, though I might use my f-locked LJ as a place for rantings/ramblings.)


Karl - Jun 04, 2015 9:54:39 pm PDT #5211 of 5668
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Dammit, I hate writing these: [link]

I'm about to post a link to a companion piece, with huge honking trigger warnings, in Great Write Way, because ... catharsis, I think.


Pix - Jun 08, 2015 6:33:46 am PDT #5212 of 5668
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Drew and I have been in the ER since about 5:30 this morning due to intense gut pain. With his history, we didn't want to take any chances. It looks like it's a kidney stone. Bad news because intense pain, but good news because anything that isn't pancreatitis is good news. Still, relief from pain-ma would be appreciated

ETA: We are home. Big ol’ stone, so urologist appointment and possible treatment to follow, but very relieved that it’s not something more serious (though I’m very sorry that it’s something so painful).


WindSparrow - Jun 09, 2015 7:58:05 am PDT #5213 of 5668
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Daniel and I just got back from the veterinarian with Harvey - learning how to give subQ fluids. During his regular check-up they found he is in chronic kidney failure. Age-related, as he is 17. Kitty~ma requested, please and thank you.