Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


Theresa - May 24, 2011 12:21:13 pm PDT #4429 of 5671
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

Requesting ma not so much for myself, but for all those in the severe weather targeted area tonight. Everything is fine in Wichita atm, but I can hear thunder and the Weather Channel pictures of Oklahoma are pretty scary looking. So ma to cover Buffistas from KC all the way south to Texas to get through these storms tonight. Of course I mean to include all the other storm targeted areas as well.

eta: Wichita made it through the gauntlet this evening. Sending positive thoughts to all those who weren't so lucky.


quester - May 28, 2011 7:34:05 am PDT #4430 of 5671
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I lost a week of internet time. During this last week my Uncle died in his sleep, so thank you all for your gentle passing ~ma.

Also, the first of my 4 pregnant nieces gave birth to a baby girl named Amelia Jayne. And, yes that spelling of the name is related to Firefly.


Laga - May 28, 2011 11:07:34 am PDT #4431 of 5671
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Please may I have some Buffista~ma for my best friend's mother. She was just admitted to the hospital with chest pains.


Maria - May 30, 2011 9:22:45 am PDT #4432 of 5671
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Some easy-passing~ma would be appreciated for my uncle. While the lung cancer hasn't spread, he is in congestive heart failure due to secondary infections. The doctors have recommended hospice, so the end is near. We just want him out of pain. Thanks for the good thoughts over the last six months.


Typo Boy - May 30, 2011 11:57:46 am PDT #4433 of 5671
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Slice and sear to remove cancerous lesion from floor of mouth tomorrow. Minor operation ~Ma appreciated.


Jon B. - May 31, 2011 10:51:28 am PDT #4434 of 5671
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

So... Ummm... Yeah. FAQWife is pregnant. Due date is 10-22-2011. It's a boy.


Typo Boy - Jun 01, 2011 6:48:39 am PDT #4435 of 5671
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Congrats to Faqwife and Jon.

Back from surgery. One part they could not get so biopsy will determine if that part is cancer or not. If cancer then radiation therapy cause surgery not possible there Percoset is not my friend - made me feel worse than waking up from op which is why I'm posting this morning instead of last night.Just recovered from percoset.


Cashmere - Jun 01, 2011 6:55:28 pm PDT #4436 of 5671
Now tagless for your comfort.

In two days, my roller derby league will be hosting and competing in our very first home bout. A little sanity ~ma and possibly some not-cut-a-bitch~ma may be needed before the first whistle blows.


Jessica - Jun 06, 2011 10:45:13 am PDT #4437 of 5671
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

A little more jobma can be released into the universe...Ethan started his new job today as Editor and lead movie writer at TWOP! No news yet on whether or not Tina Fey wants to be my best friend, but since they're working in the same building I assume it's only a matter of time.


Maria - Jun 08, 2011 11:53:55 am PDT #4438 of 5671
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

My uncle passed away about a half-hour ago. I will be even more dark grey than usual. Thank you for the good thoughts, prayers and support.