Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


Jon B. - May 31, 2011 10:51:28 am PDT #4434 of 5671
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

So... Ummm... Yeah. FAQWife is pregnant. Due date is 10-22-2011. It's a boy.


Typo Boy - Jun 01, 2011 6:48:39 am PDT #4435 of 5671
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Congrats to Faqwife and Jon.

Back from surgery. One part they could not get so biopsy will determine if that part is cancer or not. If cancer then radiation therapy cause surgery not possible there Percoset is not my friend - made me feel worse than waking up from op which is why I'm posting this morning instead of last night.Just recovered from percoset.


Cashmere - Jun 01, 2011 6:55:28 pm PDT #4436 of 5671
Now tagless for your comfort.

In two days, my roller derby league will be hosting and competing in our very first home bout. A little sanity ~ma and possibly some not-cut-a-bitch~ma may be needed before the first whistle blows.


Jessica - Jun 06, 2011 10:45:13 am PDT #4437 of 5671
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

A little more jobma can be released into the universe...Ethan started his new job today as Editor and lead movie writer at TWOP! No news yet on whether or not Tina Fey wants to be my best friend, but since they're working in the same building I assume it's only a matter of time.


Maria - Jun 08, 2011 11:53:55 am PDT #4438 of 5671
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

My uncle passed away about a half-hour ago. I will be even more dark grey than usual. Thank you for the good thoughts, prayers and support.


libkitty - Jun 08, 2011 4:45:07 pm PDT #4439 of 5671
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I can haz condo! Well, I can pay for it anyway. Paperwork gets filed on Friday, and then I actually get keys. Perhaps of more import here, I will have a spare bedroom (hint, hint).


Hayden - Jun 10, 2011 4:23:50 pm PDT #4440 of 5671
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I don't think I've mentioned it here, but I'm currently working towards certification as a high-school teacher of English and Social Studies in North Carolina. Tomorrow morning, I'm taking the Praxis II test for Social Studies. If you feel so inclined towards me, I'd sure appreciate your kind thoughts.


Typo Boy - Jun 11, 2011 1:40:44 pm PDT #4441 of 5671
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

When they removed the lesion what was left behind was not only non-cancerous. The "diffuse" area they could not remove was just irritation and inflammation. They removed everything that needed to go. No radiation therapy. And I've now healed enough to eat lettuce. I did not realize how important lettuce was to me until I had to live without it for two weeks.


smonster - Jun 11, 2011 6:40:41 pm PDT #4442 of 5671
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I live in New Orleans now.


Pix - Jun 12, 2011 8:53:27 am PDT #4443 of 5671
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Happy Buffista -ma requested! Many of you know our dear friend Cricket. She is up for a Tony in Sound Design for a play tonight, and it would mean so much for her to win it. She is the first woman to be nominated in this category.

You won't see it live since the Tony's don't broadcast the technical awards (don't even get me started) but there will be YouTube if she wins. Fingers crossed!!!