Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.

Lilah ,'Destiny'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


libkitty - Feb 15, 2007 11:20:45 am PST #2844 of 5671
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I'm arranging the catering for my state library association conference, which occurs next week. I've been dealing with various and sundry last minute emergencies, and it finally dawned on me that I should get some help in the form of the patentable buffista~ma. So, I would greatly appreciate ~ma that the food issues go smoothly. Any leftover ~ma that I don't fall on my face in the presentations, that I keep up with my regular work, and that I don't completely lose my mind would also be very greatly appreciated. Thanks!


Jon B. - Feb 15, 2007 4:03:29 pm PST #2845 of 5671
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I got the White Castle gig!!!!

I'll be in L.A. Monday & Tuesday and would love to meet with some LAistas one of those evenings. Taking it to the F2F thread?


bon bon - Feb 15, 2007 6:44:31 pm PST #2846 of 5671
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

OK, why am I in this thread? I totally wasn't expecting this... I think my answer was "I wasn't expecting this!" x10 ...but I have consented to becoming Bob Bob's bride. We are engaged!

Also I am drunk. I can't figure how to word this better.


Kalshane - Feb 17, 2007 6:12:33 am PST #2847 of 5671
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Some "Let me find a for really-real job soon"~ma, please. The contract-to-hire position I found after losing my old job was just eliminated due to budget cuts, so I'm unemployed again.


quester - Feb 17, 2007 5:07:48 pm PST #2848 of 5671
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

If there is any spare job~ma, I could use it to convince my bosses that I am worthy of a promotion?


Fay - Feb 17, 2007 7:45:58 pm PST #2849 of 5671
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Cheers for the job-ma for WeeSisterJay, you people! In another demonstration of the Might of Buffista -ma, WeeSisterJay was offered two jobs!


Pix - Feb 18, 2007 5:13:38 pm PST #2850 of 5671
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

If I could bogart a little of the let-it-be-nothing ~ma, that would be great. My mom is going in for a Carotid artery ultrasound on Tuesday due to some changes in her eyes that her eye doctor caught. Heart disease runs rampant in my family, and my mom is already on cholestral meds and trying to watch her weight, but she can't take blood thinners due to chronic ulcers. I'm a little scared, though I'm trying to tell myself it's nothing.


CaBil - Feb 21, 2007 5:15:27 am PST #2851 of 5671
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

Ms Havisham and I are going to attend NYCC. If anyone else plans on attending, drop us a line and let's arrange a Buffista meet-up?


NoiseDesign - Feb 21, 2007 3:35:36 pm PST #2852 of 5671
Our wings are not tired

I'm heading into a pretty crazy evening and day of interviews. I'm in the final stages of the interviews and such for a professor position and just checked into my hotel. I've got dinner with the search committee in about 30 minutes, and then tomorrow I'm on campus in meetings and interviews from 7:30 AM to 10:00 PM. This is a great position and one I'd really like to get so I'm requesting the power of Buffista ~ma.


Pix - Feb 22, 2007 7:08:13 pm PST #2853 of 5671
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Posting for ND since he's going to be too pooped to post by the time he gets home: I just got off the phone with him. The interviews at UCI went really well, and he feels good about the experience and thinks he made a good impression. However, he has no idea when they will make a decision and get back to him...it could be a few days or a few months. Now we wait. While we wait, continued job~ma would be appreciated.