Sean K: There is FROZEN WATER on the GROUND in BURBANK!
Miracleman: Oh, good!
You got my gift.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
River ,'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2008 5:40:23 am PST #9951 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L. - Dec 30, 2008 11:51:23 am PST #9952 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter --
connie neil: I prefer not to crap on things with intelligence.
Hec: One of the many ways in which you are not Chuck Berry.
beekaytee - Dec 30, 2008 12:49:21 pm PST #9953 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
connie, once again for the win in Bitches, perfectly describes a seemingly universal mindset:
They think "I can make them nice!" Or they figure "My ass-hattery will trump their ass-hattery, and they will acknowledge me as Sovereign of Ass-Hats and stop competing for my crown!"
Scrappy - Dec 31, 2008 8:01:36 am PST #9954 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Sue, In Natter:
I have all the ingredients to make spicy lentil soup except for the energy.
Calli - Jan 02, 2009 11:38:44 am PST #9955 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Bitches:
amych: English needs a safe word!
Beverly - Jan 02, 2009 2:00:18 pm PST #9956 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
From Bitches:
Steph L: Another BDSM language oddity that I also loathe is when submissives/slaves refer to themselves in the third person. It *barely* worked for Caesar and Bob Dole; it ain't going to work for you.
Fay:...don't they all just end up sounding like Smeagol?
Pix - Jan 02, 2009 9:31:23 pm PST #9957 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I'm sorry to repeat, but I just have to provide Tep's initial post as the set up for amych because it is too damned classic to leave out. I really want to COMM the whole conversation that followed, but I will restrain myself. No pun intended.
Steph L:
Oh god, mailing lists for local events are Dante's seventh ring o' hell. Add in the FUCKED UP habit of many BDSM folk to capitalize everything referring to a dominant and lower-case everything referring to a submissive AND if they're addressing a mixed group they use BOTH upper- and lower-case IN THE SAME WORD, and I have rage blackouts.
It would look something like this:
Hello A/all,
my name is master's pet. my Master is Sir Kicksyourass. W/we are looking forward to meeting Y/you A/all at the next event lol. i hope W/we make many new friends, if i am not too naughty hehehehe. See Y/you soon! smiles
And the sound that's so high-pitched only dogs can hear it? That would be me, keening in agony.
I don't think Sir Kicksyourass is a real name, although it wouldn't surprise me. The Boy doesn't like it when I make fun of scene names, so I can't mock them to him. But, seriously, when you introduce yourself to me as Gunga Din (true story), all I can do is laugh. (That didn't end well. True story.) Also? If your name is Sir Top (a real scene name), you REALLY need a goddamn thesaurus.
amych:
English needs a safe word!
Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2009 5:19:55 am PST #9958 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
This time, context is KEY...
Shir: honsetly, I think the worst problem of the world today is that not enough people are watching good tv
Karl - Jan 09, 2009 2:36:36 pm PST #9959 of 10000
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
From Buffistechnology:
ita: who here shoots in raw?
javachik: I am usually at least wearing socks.
Trudy Booth - Jan 12, 2009 8:32:30 am PST #9960 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
shrift: Oh, dude, we're under another blizzard watch? All this precipitation is bringing me down.
Gudanov: When you're stuck in a day that's gray and lonely, just stick out your chin and grin, and say, oh the sun'll come out tomorrow. You just gotta hang on 'til tomorrow.
Really, it's just a day away.
Dana: You're singing show tunes at shrift on a Monday morning? Brave man.
Gudanov: I'm just paraphrasing lyrics. There are limits.
shrift: You have a great evil in you, Gudanov. Come closer so that I can remove it with a melon baller.