This time, context is KEY...
Shir: honsetly, I think the worst problem of the world today is that not enough people are watching good tv
I got stabbed, you know, right here.
Mal ,'Shindig'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2009 5:19:55 am PST #9958 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Karl - Jan 09, 2009 2:36:36 pm PST #9959 of 10000
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
From Buffistechnology:
ita: who here shoots in raw?
javachik: I am usually at least wearing socks.
Trudy Booth - Jan 12, 2009 8:32:30 am PST #9960 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
shrift: Oh, dude, we're under another blizzard watch? All this precipitation is bringing me down.
Gudanov: When you're stuck in a day that's gray and lonely, just stick out your chin and grin, and say, oh the sun'll come out tomorrow. You just gotta hang on 'til tomorrow.
Really, it's just a day away.
Dana: You're singing show tunes at shrift on a Monday morning? Brave man.
Gudanov: I'm just paraphrasing lyrics. There are limits.
shrift: You have a great evil in you, Gudanov. Come closer so that I can remove it with a melon baller.
Beverly - Jan 12, 2009 4:56:35 pm PST #9961 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Natterly--
Ailleann: There's a church over in my mom's neck of the woods whose steeple has blown off the building at least three times. I don't even know how that's possible, but at least one of those times I've driven by and there it was, lying in the yard next to the church.
connie neil: Bungee cords would fix that. Though the rebound would be hard on the rafters.
Ginger: They may want to reconsider what god to worship.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 13, 2009 5:17:12 am PST #9962 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Supernatural 2:
Austin: eta: If I am paying $500 for breakfast with either J's, he better be cooking it, and we better be waking up bleary eyed and naked about an hour before that. Three condom minimum the previous night or I'm asking for a partial refund. Now that's a golden ticket.
Trudy Booth - Jan 14, 2009 5:52:07 am PST #9963 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Gudanov: I feel guilty. I just had a Butterfinger at 9:15 in the morning. I have a thing for Butterfinger bars and it was just sitting there. At least it was only fun sized. Personally I think it is kind of depressing that fun means small. I think it is actually a good size for a candy bar, but in general I think I would want fun to be big.
Now that I think about it, making "Fun" mean small could be useful for political spin. Your dreams of retirement haven't been crushed under the weight of a tailspinning economy, your retirement account has been fun sized.
flea - Jan 15, 2009 4:51:38 pm PST #9964 of 10000
information libertarian
Sue, in Natter:
Dude, if we are going to start taking down Americans, it won't be with geese. They're totally rogue and can't be trusted.
Calli - Jan 16, 2009 8:18:17 am PST #9965 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Shir, in Bitches:
Kill me now. Or send some sex. Or food. Or the 4th season of Dr. Who. Answering the later request will dismiss the first three ones.
Beverly - Jan 16, 2009 9:26:38 am PST #9966 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Also in Bitches, better without context:
Scrappy: The heck with engine size and handling and all that folderol--it's all about the ass-warming.
Calli - Jan 19, 2009 11:22:19 am PST #9967 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Natter:
Steph L. : It's almost Mardi Gras time; maybe a King Cake would be better?
Dana: Are you advocating for the eating of tiny plastic babies?
Steph L. : In America, EVERYONE can eat a tiny plastic baby!
tommyrot: Maybe fewer people would eat the plastic babies if we called them "cake kittens."