shrift:
Oh, dude, we're under another blizzard watch? All this precipitation is bringing me down.
Gudanov:
When you're stuck in a day that's gray and lonely, just stick out your chin and grin, and say, oh the sun'll come out tomorrow. You just gotta hang on 'til tomorrow.
Really, it's just a day away.
Dana:
You're singing show tunes at shrift on a Monday morning? Brave man.
Gudanov:
I'm just paraphrasing lyrics. There are limits.
shrift:
You have a great evil in you, Gudanov. Come closer so that I can remove it with a melon baller.
Natterly--
Ailleann: There's a church over in my mom's neck of the woods whose steeple has blown off the building at least three times. I don't even know how that's possible, but at least one of those times I've driven by and there it was, lying in the yard next to the church.
connie neil: Bungee cords would fix that. Though the rebound would be hard on the rafters.
Ginger: They may want to reconsider what god to worship.
In Supernatural 2:
Austin: eta: If I am paying $500 for breakfast with either J's, he better be cooking it, and we better be waking up bleary eyed and naked about an hour before that. Three condom minimum the previous night or I'm asking for a partial refund. Now that's a golden ticket.
Gudanov:
I feel guilty. I just had a Butterfinger at 9:15 in the morning. I have a thing for Butterfinger bars and it was just sitting there. At least it was only fun sized. Personally I think it is kind of depressing that fun means small. I think it is actually a good size for a candy bar, but in general I think I would want fun to be big.
Now that I think about it, making "Fun" mean small could be useful for political spin. Your dreams of retirement haven't been crushed under the weight of a tailspinning economy, your retirement account has been fun sized.
Also in Bitches, better without context:
Scrappy: The heck with engine size and handling and all that folderol--it's all about the ass-warming.
In Natter:
Steph L. : It's almost Mardi Gras time; maybe a King Cake would be better?
Dana: Are you advocating for the eating of tiny plastic babies?
Steph L. : In America, EVERYONE can eat a tiny plastic baby!
tommyrot: Maybe fewer people would eat the plastic babies if we called them "cake kittens."
Erika in Natter,
after a reference to the "J-word" in the Inauguration invocation:
I thought "J-word" was meant to be irreverent, not offensive. But of course, there is a fine line, always. Which side am I on if I say it sounds like the disciples got a show on Showtime?
Note: I will be happy to edit or delete if this offends, but I laughed and laughed.
Ailleann in Boxed Set, with no context whatsoever:
I still want to know what happened to the caterpillar on LSD!
