Emily: Rudy Giuliani called to let me know that Obama is opposed to minimum sentences, and if he has his way there'll be nothing to keep liberal judges from letting murderers GO FREE! Apparently I should trust Congress's vast sweeping generalizations more than judges' individual judgment. Shut up, Republican Party! You're just making me mad!
Zoe: She shot you. Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit... still --
'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Oct 24, 2008 10:16:31 am PDT #9888 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
SailAweigh - Oct 25, 2008 10:06:50 am PDT #9889 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Ten years from now, nay, five, we will not remember who Joe was. But right now, this is funny:
In Bitches:
sj:
I will not kill the plumber that keeps calling me "honey" and TCG "the boss". At least not until he fixes everything.
vw bug:
Is his name Joe? If it is, I think you should just go ahead and put him out of your misery.
Vortex - Oct 25, 2008 7:32:48 pm PDT #9890 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Daniel, in Bitches:
We are Buffistas; we are all labels and none, we are, and ever seem to be, a collection of eclectic alliances and rugged individuals, a group, but not a herd.
We are us.
WindSparrow - Oct 26, 2008 5:29:56 pm PDT #9891 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches, a couple days ago (I'm surprised this hasn't made it in here before).
Ginger:
Don't they suggest that any woman of childbearing age take folic acid to cover unplanned pregnancies?
Emily:
And the miraculous ones?
Ginger:
"There's a star in the East, but I've taken my folic acid."
Frankenbuddha - Oct 27, 2008 10:07:50 am PDT #9892 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
In Bitches, Laga with the TMI:
My underpants and my buttcrack are in love and wish never to be separated.
Windsparrow with the gran slam:
Sounds like Cupid just gave you a wedgie.
WindSparrow - Oct 27, 2008 8:50:43 pm PDT #9893 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches, on the solemn occasion of SA achieving her Master's degree:
Laga:
Oops I forgot to congratulate SA.
Way to go, Master!
Trudy Booth:
I think we should call SA "Master" for at least a week or two.
Frankenbuddha:
And then change it to "Bator"?
Trudy Booth - Oct 28, 2008 5:38:43 am PDT #9894 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Trudy Booth - Oct 28, 2008 5:39:14 am PDT #9895 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Heroes Spoiler
Matt the Bruins fan: I don't think Sylar saved Peter, despite the anvils. I think Peter's so stupid that his lack of awareness keeps gravity from affecting him fully until he has time to realize he's falling, like a Warner Brothers cartoon character.
Calli - Oct 28, 2008 8:58:22 am PDT #9896 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
From Natter:
Gudanov: I'm guessing the Obama show will be a musical presentation of his policy points with Neil Patrick Harris playing the part of Biden since Joe sometimes has trouble staying on the script.
Jesse: That would make me SO HAPPY.
amych: Jesse, I KNOW?
Gudanov: Also it would put the election in. the. bag. IJS
JZ:
That would make me SO HAPPY.
Especially if NPH did magic tricks!
Gudanov: That would be the part of the show where the deficit comes up.
Toddson - Oct 29, 2008 4:06:10 am PDT #9897 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
erikaj in Natter:
Honestly, "Breaking Dawn" is so disgusting, I wouldn't give it to Ann Coulter to read.