'Serenity'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Ten years from now, nay, five, we will not remember who Joe was. But right now, this is funny:
In Bitches:
sj:
I will not kill the plumber that keeps calling me "honey" and TCG "the boss". At least not until he fixes everything.
vw bug:
Is his name Joe? If it is, I think you should just go ahead and put him out of your misery.
Daniel, in Bitches:
We are Buffistas; we are all labels and none, we are, and ever seem to be, a collection of eclectic alliances and rugged individuals, a group, but not a herd.
We are us.
In Bitches, a couple days ago (I'm surprised this hasn't made it in here before).
Ginger:
Don't they suggest that any woman of childbearing age take folic acid to cover unplanned pregnancies?
Emily:
And the miraculous ones?
Ginger:
"There's a star in the East, but I've taken my folic acid."
In Bitches, Laga with the TMI:
My underpants and my buttcrack are in love and wish never to be separated.
Windsparrow with the gran slam:
Sounds like Cupid just gave you a wedgie.
In Bitches, on the solemn occasion of SA achieving her Master's degree:
Laga:
Oops I forgot to congratulate SA.
Way to go, Master!
Trudy Booth:
I think we should call SA "Master" for at least a week or two.
Frankenbuddha:
And then change it to "Bator"?
Heroes Spoiler
Matt the Bruins fan: I don't think Sylar saved Peter, despite the anvils. I think Peter's so stupid that his lack of awareness keeps gravity from affecting him fully until he has time to realize he's falling, like a Warner Brothers cartoon character.
From Natter:
Gudanov: I'm guessing the Obama show will be a musical presentation of his policy points with Neil Patrick Harris playing the part of Biden since Joe sometimes has trouble staying on the script.
Jesse: That would make me SO HAPPY.
amych: Jesse, I KNOW?
Gudanov: Also it would put the election in. the. bag. IJS
JZ:
That would make me SO HAPPY.
Especially if NPH did magic tricks!
Gudanov: That would be the part of the show where the deficit comes up.
erikaj in Natter:
Honestly, "Breaking Dawn" is so disgusting, I wouldn't give it to Ann Coulter to read.
In Natter:
amych: I am, apparently, in election technology fandom. And nobody's writing good fic.