In Bitches, Laga with the TMI:
My underpants and my buttcrack are in love and wish never to be separated.
Windsparrow with the gran slam:
Sounds like Cupid just gave you a wedgie.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
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In Bitches, Laga with the TMI:
My underpants and my buttcrack are in love and wish never to be separated.
Windsparrow with the gran slam:
Sounds like Cupid just gave you a wedgie.
In Bitches, on the solemn occasion of SA achieving her Master's degree:
Laga:
Oops I forgot to congratulate SA.
Way to go, Master!
Trudy Booth:
I think we should call SA "Master" for at least a week or two.
Frankenbuddha:
And then change it to "Bator"?
Heroes Spoiler
Matt the Bruins fan: I don't think Sylar saved Peter, despite the anvils. I think Peter's so stupid that his lack of awareness keeps gravity from affecting him fully until he has time to realize he's falling, like a Warner Brothers cartoon character.
From Natter:
Gudanov: I'm guessing the Obama show will be a musical presentation of his policy points with Neil Patrick Harris playing the part of Biden since Joe sometimes has trouble staying on the script.
Jesse: That would make me SO HAPPY.
amych: Jesse, I KNOW?
Gudanov: Also it would put the election in. the. bag. IJS
JZ:
That would make me SO HAPPY.
Especially if NPH did magic tricks!
Gudanov: That would be the part of the show where the deficit comes up.
erikaj in Natter:
Honestly, "Breaking Dawn" is so disgusting, I wouldn't give it to Ann Coulter to read.
In Natter:
amych: I am, apparently, in election technology fandom. And nobody's writing good fic.
Sparky1: There will be young children in the workplace today looking for candy handouts. Little do they know, we adults have been eating all the good stuff all week...
brenda m: I think I could get through fucking anything with sufficient cheese, chocolate, and liquor.
DavidS on traveling with children:
It's like three hours of jazz hands topped with a diaper change in a broom closet.