Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
From Movies...
Jilli: We just got back from Indy. It was fun, even if it did take so much suspension of disbelief in some sections that even *I* felt a strain. But still, it was pretty much what I wanted in an Indiana Jones movie.
Plei: Jilli, Jilli, Jilli.
You don't SUSPEND your disbelief for it. You leave it in the car, outside the theatre, and if it happens to come looking for you, you pretend you've never met it.
Bitches, Erin stressing about updating her resume.
I was looking at the dates just now, and I thought, damn, when did I get so old?! I had teaching experience in 1994! Geez.
(Must go out and buy vat of Creme de la Mer. CRAP. Cannot afford de la Mer. Must buy vat of Olay. ----- Can't afford that either. Will slather self in Always Save peanut butter, creamy, smoke and attract bees. Damn. Too old to attract bees. Will curl up in dessicated ball of age, clutching sheaves of teaching resume in wrinkly hands.)
Aillean in Boxed Set, on Moonlight.
Oh God, but that plotline totally pays for itself by creating some of the slashiest on-screen slash in recent memory. Some of Angel? Less gay.
Spoiler-font just in case, but it is very general in nature.
from Natter
msbelle - another hivemind question:
"upskill" real word or really horrible business speak.
amych - incredibly horrible.
Sophia Brooks - horrible. Plus it sounds like a combo of "upscale" and "Catskills"
sarameg - OED claims it, but it is ugly and stupid and smells funny.
Dana - I vote "ew".
Scrappy - Horrible, although I kind of like its cousin "upsell," since it is such a pithy way to describe the whole "You want fries with that" thing.
Steph L. - Dear God! Is it meant to be a noun?
....surely not a verb?
msbelle - it is used as a verb..."educate and upskill [employees]..."
Ginger - Perhaps if they upskilled writing, we wouldn't have to face that word.
Sox - No. Bad. Must be removed. And then I need to wash my eyes.
Steph L. - Sweet Fancy Moses.
That's such an egregious abuse of the language that I want to check it for bruises.
Dana - Fake word! Fake word! Burn it!
Allyson - Can we file upskill in the manure pile with productize?
I'd also like to nominate proactive for tossing in the poo pile. The word, not the product.
In Bitches:
juliana: My hard drive is named snuffleupagus - I was having a bitch of a time getting it to be recognized.
in Lost:
Ailleann: Wow, I didn't know that seawater dissolves clothing!
Erin in Literary:
"La grippe" also confused me for a while. I think I was thirty before I figured out it was a fancy, stuck-up way of saying "cold or flu, I dunno, I'm Victorian."
shrift: I don't often smile brightly, so when I do, it tends to make people nervous.
In Natter:
tommyrot, sharing his favorite line from an article: Space Shuttle Discovery is scheduled to arrive bearing gifts of toilet hardware.
Ailleann: How thoroughly history has forgotten the fourth Magi...
In Natter:
MFNlaw:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. It looks like we'll be departing from New York on time today, and we should reach Los Angeles in the record time of 2 hours and 10 minutes. We seem to be aided by a strong tailwind caused by excessive hand-flailing and multiple recitations of the Rosary in the vicinity of Harrisburg, PA and Boston, MA. Evidently, Maria and Juliana have not checked in with their families yet. That means trouble for them, but a quick flight for us.
Sit back, relax, and hope they don't call until after we land.