Jessica in Bitches:
Given the name, I feel I should be using my Bush Stimulus Package to buy a vibrator.
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Amy - Apr 25, 2008 9:51:58 am PDT #9711 of 10000
Because books.
Glamcookie - Apr 25, 2008 10:59:59 am PDT #9712 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
lisah in Natter:
I want someone to put me in a carseat and drive somewhere so I could take a nap.
Too bad my ass is too big.
Kate P. - Apr 30, 2008 4:23:00 pm PDT #9713 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
JZ crushes out on Flannery O'Connor, in Literary:
She managed to write some memorably, spectacularly miserable characters, but Flannery herself wasn't miserable. I read all 700-some odd pages of her collected letters, and she really does come across as a Buffista before Buffistas were: snarky, sly, occasionally outright goofy, and equally capable of being mockingly delighted by the awfulness of kitsch and moved by the emotion behind it; full of geeky passions and delights; interested in the world outside her town and the universe inside her own mind. Sometimes a little terse when the lupus was excruciating, but often darkly witty even then.
Eloquent as Nutty and ita combined in her cold dissection of lousy writing and lazy logic; as simultaneously passionate and wry as Cindy writing about her faith; as irritated by, occasionally resentful of her dependency on, and kindred-spirit snarkily proud and loving of her mother as erika; tender in her notation of the green and growing and fruiting products of her land as Betsy; fiendish as MM in her elaborate scorn of hypocrites and monstrous fools; loyal to her friends as any Buffista, willing to sprint around the world for them when she couldn't walk to her own front door. And able to deliver a biting, delicious quip while she was at it.
For someone with one fuck of a lot to be miserable about, O'Connor was somehow really not so miserable at all.
Trudy Booth - May 01, 2008 7:31:48 pm PDT #9714 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Strega: My sloth interferes with my drunkenness. It's sad.
Laga - May 02, 2008 11:13:52 am PDT #9715 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
from Gaming (edited for comedy effect... is that OK?)
Pete, Husband of Jilli:
The fact they fit all this on a standard DVD is a masterpiece of coding.
Frankenbuddha:
They probably used black magic.
OMG when you die in the game you die for REALS!!!!!
Jilli VoiceOfReason:
Y'know, I hadn't planned on having to bring my husband back as a zombie for a long time. I don't have any of the supplies on hand.
Frankenbuddha:
Who knows - the game might take care of that for you.
Jessica:
"Continue?"
Jilli VoiceOfReason:
Pffft. I don't believe in trusting the reanimation of the dead to game developers I don't know.
Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2008 2:48:48 pm PDT #9716 of 10000
What is even happening?
Strega: My sloth interferes with my drunkenness. It's sad.
Her sloth? She's full of slith.
Laga - May 02, 2008 9:40:19 pm PDT #9717 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
in natter:
bon bon: My mom just forwarded me Lolcats. Time it everyone! That's one year for a trend to start on the internets, and get to moms!
Jesse: bon bon, was the email amusing enough for Postcards From Your Momma? Then the internet would swallow itself.
Toddson - May 07, 2008 11:36:25 am PDT #9718 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
The Empress, on parenting, in Bitches:
Kids are supposed to be a-holes sometimes. It's what makes them kids and what we, as parents, get to hold over their heads for the rest of their life! If I'm medicating my kids into Stepford Kids, how am I supposed to make them feel like shit when they're 30 for acting a fool when they were 15? Won't anyone think of the parents?
Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2008 3:51:28 am PDT #9719 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Gud, in Natter, helping Kat with her syllabus (I can't believe this wasn't posted here yet):
"In a world where bad grammar and appalling spelling have smothered the ideas of humankind, one course will make a stand, one course will overcome the odds, one course will teach..." ?
P.M. Marc - May 09, 2008 8:49:30 am PDT #9720 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Allyson in Natter,
God. The OSHA of the Old Testament.