Possibly I am just punch-drunk, but the following, by Jessica, vague enough not to need whitefont from the spoiler thread, describes a great many internet reviews:

"[gushy expression of Josslove], nevertheless [obligatory disclaimer re: rational level of hopefulness], but thankfully [OMGSQUEE! JOSS SHITS GOLD BRICKS!!!!]"

I need to immortalize this accidental juxtaposition, because it made laugh and laugh.

Flea, in literary, talking about someone else, but posting right after several posts about a review of Hec's book:

He's speaking here next week. My book club read the book - inspirational, but also, the dude is a little nuts. I mean, I think it's irresponsible to marry and have a child if you live like that.

Look out, there's bandom in the Music thread:

SA: I can look at a hipster kid, an emo kid, and a goth kid and definitely tell the difference.

tommyrot: More importantly, who would win in a fight?

SA: Whichever one has the most buzznet sockpuppets.

In Boxed Set, about the impact of some character deaths:

ita: I was gutted by their deaths, sumi, so my only conclusion is that you have no heart...

sumi: My heart was consumed by trying to figure out knitting in the round with doublepointed needles.

In Lightbulbs, Polter-Cow invents a word that really, really needs to exist:

Thritto.

Oh, Fred, I can't take credit for that! I've seen it used before, multiple times. Possibly even on this very board.

welcome spring, from bitches:

Cass:

Treesex is teh suck.

*choo*

Aimee

Boy, that's what I get for flipping from fic to Bitches, cause I read that sentence and thought, "What the fuck is *she* reading?"

Cass

Ent smut.

Burrell's take on the Groping at Con fiasco:

I don't need to go to a con to get my boobs groped in a purely platonic, yet annoyingly needy, way. I have kids.

Cass was killin' before killin' was cool

SuziQ: Now my brain has a whole bunch of "You might be a cougar if....." type lines bouncing around.

You might be a cougar if you are old enough to have once babysat your date.

You might be a cougar if your date is younger than your child.

You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.

Cass: Hey, when it comes to cars? I have standards.

****

shrift: Kids these days. Why can't I kill them, again?

Cass: It's mostly semantic, really...

Quantum dairy, from Natter:

Hil R.: OK, wikipedia suggests that what I know as farmer's cheese might be the same thing as quark (I've tried quark, and it is pretty similar), which is sold in Canada as baker's cheese.

Frankenbuddha: I prefer strangeness and charm cheese to quark, personally.

Steph L.: The problem is, the grocer SAYS it's in the dairy case, but you can never find it.... t

Jessica: I believe the solution is to throw a pint of heavy cream really hard into the rest of the items in the case...