I'm surprised nobody COMMed this already! From Movies, a conversation that began with people talking about the difference between Quebecois and Francophone Quebecois:
Corwood: Being a lifelong resident of the Southern United States, I am very confused by your distinction.
Nutty: Them what are talking French most of the time, count. Them what are not, don't count. And French you learned in college and only use to intimidate people when reading a wine list doesn't count either. Being actually in Quebec, or from there, is only a partial factor in the analysis.
Corwood:
Them what are talking French most of the time, count.
Do what now? So what about them what are mimes?
Nutty: All mimes are French. Don't you know anything?
Corwood: Not too much, I'll admit. But mimes don't talk! Even knowing a priori that they're French, how would the Quebec government confirm that?
Tom Scola: If a Quebecois mime weren't French, would he have to perform his act a second time in French?
Scrappy: Yes. It's exactly the same act, but he does it with contempt for the audience.
ita: I think he needs to perform it the first time in French, and the second time, the English time, can be no longer or bigger than the first.