Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.

Willow ,'End of Days'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


libkitty - Mar 12, 2008 8:20:28 pm PDT #9641 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Jackal in Minearverse:

A few weeks ago as part of my non-teaching job, I was asked to teach a lesson about Drive to a bunch of 17 year olds. Today the essays came in. Choice quotes of greatness:

"Drive was made by Fox however as it had a cast of unknowns it was not made by a big company."

"Both sexes are used so it is multiracial."

"At the beginning there is a montage of black and white pictures in sepia." "It could be classed as a TV drama because it's on TV and is a drama, but this would be a bit vague but overtly this is true."

From this I deduce that I rock as a teacher.


Ginger - Mar 13, 2008 5:21:00 am PDT #9642 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

From a F,C,M for bread, pasta and potatoes in Natter:

msbelle: I could chuck all from being in my house, does that count. eating out wouldn't count, right?

meara: That's what Elliot Spitzer said, right?


hippocampus - Mar 14, 2008 5:58:41 am PDT #9643 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

Allyson, in Natter

There should be a snooze alarm that hits me back after I hit it twice.


Kat - Mar 14, 2008 6:40:59 am PDT #9644 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Cashmere in Natter

Someone needs to install a snooze alarm on my toddlers.


Trudy Booth - Mar 14, 2008 10:04:12 am PDT #9645 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

lisah: I don't have any problem waking up. I have a problem with making a commitment to staying awake.


Kate P. - Mar 16, 2008 10:00:52 am PDT #9646 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I'm surprised nobody COMMed this already! From Movies, a conversation that began with people talking about the difference between Quebecois and Francophone Quebecois:

Corwood: Being a lifelong resident of the Southern United States, I am very confused by your distinction.

Nutty: Them what are talking French most of the time, count. Them what are not, don't count. And French you learned in college and only use to intimidate people when reading a wine list doesn't count either. Being actually in Quebec, or from there, is only a partial factor in the analysis.

Corwood:

Them what are talking French most of the time, count.

Do what now? So what about them what are mimes?

Nutty: All mimes are French. Don't you know anything?

Corwood: Not too much, I'll admit. But mimes don't talk! Even knowing a priori that they're French, how would the Quebec government confirm that?

Tom Scola: If a Quebecois mime weren't French, would he have to perform his act a second time in French?

Scrappy: Yes. It's exactly the same act, but he does it with contempt for the audience.

ita: I think he needs to perform it the first time in French, and the second time, the English time, can be no longer or bigger than the first.


JenP - Mar 18, 2008 5:52:23 pm PDT #9647 of 10000

Who doesn't know this feeling? From Natter.

ita: Work has not exploded as much as I'd feared, but then again I have fifty unread emails. It's like Schroedinger's crisis.


Burrell - Mar 19, 2008 8:32:06 am PDT #9648 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Nilly brings on the Austen love: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a tired Buffista in possession of a reading comprehension difficulty must be in want of a coffee.


Fred Pete - Mar 19, 2008 11:33:33 am PDT #9649 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Post #6000 in the current Natter:

tommyrot: slutty-wutty-poo....


beth b - Mar 19, 2008 12:33:39 pm PDT #9650 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

way wrong thread - proof that the tech world is picking on me