Home schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people anymore.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


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Jessica - Jan 09, 2008 2:22:18 pm PST #9539 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Plei, to Jilli:

There is EMO FROSTING on you, Miss Cupcake Goth!


omnis_audis - Jan 09, 2008 5:57:34 pm PST #9540 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Laga in Firefly, itching to watch a deleted scene in WnP mode:

anybody else looking for the disc right now?

and a post later, the realization...

(if you are you're probably not near your computer)


Emily - Jan 10, 2008 3:34:43 am PST #9541 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Laga in Bitches, on the eternal dilemma of online foot-in-mouth disease:

I hate emoticons because I feel like they are a crutch for people who cannot express themselves properly with words alone but sometimes those people is me.


Pix - Jan 10, 2008 7:12:09 am PST #9542 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Minearverse, Allyson expresses her frustration with the WGA:

Allyson: Dude. I WANT YOU TO GET YOUR 2.5%. BUT YOU MUST CHILL. I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR KEYS.


Jessica - Jan 10, 2008 8:45:07 am PST #9543 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Damn, beat me to it!


Fred Pete - Jan 10, 2008 10:08:17 am PST #9544 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

And sometimes, it works the second time:

Polter-Cow: Now I want to see the one that turns all nouns into strippers.

MiracleMan: "Funny...Joe never has a second noun at home..."


meara - Jan 10, 2008 5:35:45 pm PST #9545 of 10000

In Bitches:

billytea: I just wanted to make a comment about the heartbreak of Thai elephant prostitution.

Frankenbuddha: I just KNOW that Peruvian squirrel pimps are behind this somehow, and it's connected with a mallard snuff porn ring.


Trudy Booth - Jan 11, 2008 4:02:48 pm PST #9546 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

meara: This is one of the reasons I don't put UP a Christmas tree--I know that the week or so I had it up and it was makign me happy would be negated by the three months I would have it up after Christmas with me going "god, I need to take that down"


Vortex - Jan 13, 2008 6:52:36 am PST #9547 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Jessica in Bitches.

I tried it for a week, once, and after about day three I was ready to kill someone and use their skull as a rice cooker.


meara - Jan 13, 2008 6:57:18 pm PST #9548 of 10000

brenda m in Bitches:

Picture me yelling out loud at the tv "Oh, come on! It's Saturday night and I'm at home watching freaking reality tv. If the tornado gets me, how big a loss is it anyway?!"