Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.

Mal ,'Ariel'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Jessica - Jan 10, 2008 8:45:07 am PST #9543 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Damn, beat me to it!


Fred Pete - Jan 10, 2008 10:08:17 am PST #9544 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

And sometimes, it works the second time:

Polter-Cow: Now I want to see the one that turns all nouns into strippers.

MiracleMan: "Funny...Joe never has a second noun at home..."


meara - Jan 10, 2008 5:35:45 pm PST #9545 of 10000

In Bitches:

billytea: I just wanted to make a comment about the heartbreak of Thai elephant prostitution.

Frankenbuddha: I just KNOW that Peruvian squirrel pimps are behind this somehow, and it's connected with a mallard snuff porn ring.


Trudy Booth - Jan 11, 2008 4:02:48 pm PST #9546 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

meara: This is one of the reasons I don't put UP a Christmas tree--I know that the week or so I had it up and it was makign me happy would be negated by the three months I would have it up after Christmas with me going "god, I need to take that down"


Vortex - Jan 13, 2008 6:52:36 am PST #9547 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Jessica in Bitches.

I tried it for a week, once, and after about day three I was ready to kill someone and use their skull as a rice cooker.


meara - Jan 13, 2008 6:57:18 pm PST #9548 of 10000

brenda m in Bitches:

Picture me yelling out loud at the tv "Oh, come on! It's Saturday night and I'm at home watching freaking reality tv. If the tornado gets me, how big a loss is it anyway?!"


Aims - Jan 15, 2008 4:59:08 am PST #9549 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sox in Literary commenting on Cassie Edward's comment:

I feel picked on now as our Native American Indians have always been picked on throughout history.

Yes, yes. Those wicked Pawnee were always getting punished for absconding with verbatim and then scalping it.


Trudy Booth - Jan 15, 2008 4:05:50 pm PST #9550 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Steph L.: What's a skull brad?

Daisy Jane: Well, it's the large bones in your head that hold your brains in, and my name's not brad.


Liese S. - Jan 15, 2008 7:53:33 pm PST #9551 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

connie in fanfic, on coming of age in the world of slash:

When I was a child I saw as a child. But now I am a woman, and there are hot men making eyes at each other all over the place.


SailAweigh - Jan 16, 2008 10:53:55 am PST #9552 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Laga in Bitches:

oh why did I subscribe to the fanfic thread? Once upon a time I thought I was sick and twisted.