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Laga - Jan 06, 2008 5:07:39 pm PST #9529 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

on grammar, in bitches

omnis_audis:

imagine that. You put on the airplane blindfold thingie, turn off all alarms, and leave the heater on, and voilà! You sleep until 2:30!!!

Now I am hungry, especially after reading all those food posts.

And somehow, I also wonder if y'all cringe at my posts, as my grammar, spelling, & punctuation are not always up to snuff.

WindSparrow:

Nah, Omnis... the cringe-worthy stuff isn't screw-ups from people who are at least trying to post in a reasonable fashion. Very few of us are perfect here. But there are any number of people who are not like us who think l337speak and txt-ese are the bright future of written communication. It's like the tele-keyboard is a hoarde of entitled Normans, standard writing is Old English, and we are a handful of rag-tag Anglo-Saxons.

Laga - Jan 07, 2008 11:47:33 am PST #9530 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

context shmontext

Polter-Cow:

I suppose you would have to be a moron to fuck cake.

Trudy Booth - Jan 08, 2008 5:23:50 am PST #9531 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Laura: Your pictures are making me realize my life isn't tropical enough.

Liese S. - Jan 08, 2008 12:28:55 pm PST #9532 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Emily in Natter:

Obama is so all-around wonderful, warm, and endearing that I feel like he must eat baby seals and plan the world's destruction in his spare time.

Toddson - Jan 08, 2008 12:31:19 pm PST #9533 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

JZ (context be damned):

What were you, raised by weasels after the wolves ran away screaming?

Trudy Booth - Jan 08, 2008 7:14:09 pm PST #9534 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Actually, it didn't make me laugh -- just smile and smile and smile

Tom Scola: You know, I'm really not invested in any candidate, so I don't care too much who wins. But man, is it really satisfying to watch Rudy Giuliani lose.

Cass - Jan 09, 2008 7:06:54 am PST #9535 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

In Natter

Sue: Singularly, we are fluffy bunnies. Collectively, we may seem to be a gang of rabid killer rabbits.

Steph L. - Jan 09, 2008 7:18:13 am PST #9536 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Natter --

Vortex: I once had a parent call me because the internet wasn't working his kid's dorm room.

ita: My son can't view his porn!

Laga - Jan 09, 2008 9:41:57 am PST #9537 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

in Buffista Movies on netspeak movie titles

Polter-Cow: They should release OMGWTF, if only for it to make a gazillion dollars, requiring the production of the sequel OMGWTF 2: Electric BBQ.

Daisy Jane - Jan 09, 2008 9:53:41 am PST #9538 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Laga: while MM is away, we've replaced the coffee he usually drinks with a naked stripper. Let's see if he notices.

MM: "Hmmm...I'll have another."

(Somewhere Aimee is thinking: "That's funny...Joe never has a second stripper at home...")

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