In Bitches:
billytea: I just wanted to make a comment about the heartbreak of Thai elephant prostitution.
Frankenbuddha: I just KNOW that Peruvian squirrel pimps are behind this somehow, and it's connected with a mallard snuff porn ring.
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In Bitches:
billytea: I just wanted to make a comment about the heartbreak of Thai elephant prostitution.
Frankenbuddha: I just KNOW that Peruvian squirrel pimps are behind this somehow, and it's connected with a mallard snuff porn ring.
meara: This is one of the reasons I don't put UP a Christmas tree--I know that the week or so I had it up and it was makign me happy would be negated by the three months I would have it up after Christmas with me going "god, I need to take that down"
Jessica in Bitches.
I tried it for a week, once, and after about day three I was ready to kill someone and use their skull as a rice cooker.
brenda m in Bitches:
Picture me yelling out loud at the tv "Oh, come on! It's Saturday night and I'm at home watching freaking reality tv. If the tornado gets me, how big a loss is it anyway?!"
Sox in Literary commenting on Cassie Edward's comment:
I feel picked on now as our Native American Indians have always been picked on throughout history.
Yes, yes. Those wicked Pawnee were always getting punished for absconding with verbatim and then scalping it.
Steph L.: What's a skull brad?
Daisy Jane: Well, it's the large bones in your head that hold your brains in, and my name's not brad.
connie in fanfic, on coming of age in the world of slash:
When I was a child I saw as a child. But now I am a woman, and there are hot men making eyes at each other all over the place.
Laga in Bitches:
oh why did I subscribe to the fanfic thread? Once upon a time I thought I was sick and twisted.
Who needs context?
Amych: Maybe the universe is just a dog who doesn't understand "stay off the dining room table"?
Laga in Fanfiction, where people are sharing knowledge with the uninitiated.
Ahh those halcyon days of innocence four maybe five weeks ago.