In Natter --
Vortex: I once had a parent call me because the internet wasn't working his kid's dorm room.
ita: My son can't view his porn!
It's not like she blew me off. She just left with another guy, that's all.
Riley ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Steph L. - Jan 09, 2008 7:18:13 am PST #9536 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Laga - Jan 09, 2008 9:41:57 am PST #9537 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
in Buffista Movies on netspeak movie titles
Polter-Cow: They should release OMGWTF, if only for it to make a gazillion dollars, requiring the production of the sequel OMGWTF 2: Electric BBQ.
Daisy Jane - Jan 09, 2008 9:53:41 am PST #9538 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Laga: while MM is away, we've replaced the coffee he usually drinks with a naked stripper. Let's see if he notices.
MM: "Hmmm...I'll have another."
(Somewhere Aimee is thinking: "That's funny...Joe never has a second stripper at home...")
Jessica - Jan 09, 2008 2:22:18 pm PST #9539 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Plei, to Jilli:
There is EMO FROSTING on you, Miss Cupcake Goth!
omnis_audis - Jan 09, 2008 5:57:34 pm PST #9540 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Laga in Firefly, itching to watch a deleted scene in WnP mode:
anybody else looking for the disc right now?
and a post later, the realization...
(if you are you're probably not near your computer)
Emily - Jan 10, 2008 3:34:43 am PST #9541 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Laga in Bitches, on the eternal dilemma of online foot-in-mouth disease:
I hate emoticons because I feel like they are a crutch for people who cannot express themselves properly with words alone but sometimes those people is me.
Pix - Jan 10, 2008 7:12:09 am PST #9542 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Minearverse, Allyson expresses her frustration with the WGA:
Allyson: Dude. I WANT YOU TO GET YOUR 2.5%. BUT YOU MUST CHILL. I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR KEYS.
Jessica - Jan 10, 2008 8:45:07 am PST #9543 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Damn, beat me to it!
Fred Pete - Jan 10, 2008 10:08:17 am PST #9544 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
And sometimes, it works the second time:
Polter-Cow: Now I want to see the one that turns all nouns into strippers.
MiracleMan: "Funny...Joe never has a second noun at home..."
meara - Jan 10, 2008 5:35:45 pm PST #9545 of 10000
In Bitches:
billytea: I just wanted to make a comment about the heartbreak of Thai elephant prostitution.
Frankenbuddha: I just KNOW that Peruvian squirrel pimps are behind this somehow, and it's connected with a mallard snuff porn ring.