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Polter-Cow:
I suppose you would have to be a moron to fuck cake.
Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'
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Polter-Cow:
I suppose you would have to be a moron to fuck cake.
Laura: Your pictures are making me realize my life isn't tropical enough.
Emily in Natter:
Obama is so all-around wonderful, warm, and endearing that I feel like he must eat baby seals and plan the world's destruction in his spare time.
JZ (context be damned):
What were you, raised by weasels after the wolves ran away screaming?
Actually, it didn't make me laugh -- just smile and smile and smile
Tom Scola: You know, I'm really not invested in any candidate, so I don't care too much who wins. But man, is it really satisfying to watch Rudy Giuliani lose.
In Natter
Sue: Singularly, we are fluffy bunnies. Collectively, we may seem to be a gang of rabid killer rabbits.
In Natter --
Vortex: I once had a parent call me because the internet wasn't working his kid's dorm room.
ita: My son can't view his porn!
in Buffista Movies on netspeak movie titles
Polter-Cow: They should release OMGWTF, if only for it to make a gazillion dollars, requiring the production of the sequel OMGWTF 2: Electric BBQ.
Laga: while MM is away, we've replaced the coffee he usually drinks with a naked stripper. Let's see if he notices.
MM: "Hmmm...I'll have another."
(Somewhere Aimee is thinking: "That's funny...Joe never has a second stripper at home...")
Plei, to Jilli:
There is EMO FROSTING on you, Miss Cupcake Goth!