In Bitches
Ginger I have brought the dog with me and he apparently has the same love-hate relationship with my sister that I do. Sunday he madly humped her arm. Monday he bit her.
Mal: You know, you ain't quite right. River: It's the popular theory.
'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
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askye - Dec 25, 2007 3:42:35 pm PST #9509 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
Jesse - Dec 27, 2007 11:18:50 am PST #9510 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Cashmere, in Natter:
Owen's naked, playing a bongo drum. He's like a wee, Matthew McConaughey without the weed or the receding hairline.
§ ita § - Dec 27, 2007 12:48:23 pm PST #9511 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gud, in Natter:
Leif will run around naked and then get mad at anyone who sees his "privates". He's like a photon trying to not reveal its particle nature but traveling right into a detector.
§ ita § - Dec 27, 2007 2:12:00 pm PST #9512 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
JZ then -t in Bitches:
Matilda tantrums happen thusly: Her knees buckle, she swoons, she puts her forehead to the floor, and then she weeps forlornly. It's really kind of funny. Or possibly I am callous and strange.
That's exactly how I like to throw tantrums! The forehead on the floor is very soothing.
I only do this when I am at home by myself because of societal pressure against throwing tantrums, but I totally get where Matilda is coming from.
Kate P. - Dec 30, 2007 7:14:04 am PST #9513 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Heh. JZ in Movies:
It's possible that the mere existence of Robin Williams and Jim Carrey are setting my acceptable-movie-star bar too low; practically anything with a white male lead between 30 and 60 could have been cast with either one of them, and all the ones that aren't feel like perilous narrow escapes.
Pix - Dec 30, 2007 12:09:12 pm PST #9514 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches:
vw bug: Maybe he'll try to explain football to me. Maybe he'll give up like he usually does.
Cass: It's nice to have traditions.
Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2007 6:40:04 pm PST #9515 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jessica: The best thing about the Roomba, IMO, is that it's a robot and therefore never gets bored halfway through vacuuming and decides to watch a DVD instead. This alone makes it better for me than a standard vacuum cleaner, even if it's not as powerful at sucking up dirt.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 31, 2007 1:19:20 am PST #9516 of 10000
What is even happening?
In Bitches, Fay: The odds that everyone there will be able to boast pert little peachlike bottoms and trim waists untouched by the passage of time? Dude. You live in America. Ass happens.
Trudy Booth - Dec 31, 2007 6:09:35 am PST #9517 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: It's a triumph of the human spirit that Shirley Temple didn't end up spending her days in the attic with the mummified body of her mother.
Tom Scola - Dec 31, 2007 8:44:42 am PST #9518 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
In Tech:
Dana: It's also very amusing to see what other people name their [WiFi] networks. One of the ones around me is called "peanut."
tommyrot: I've been tempted to call my network "theguyin406istotallyhotyou shouldgooutwithhim".