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Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2007 6:40:04 pm PST #9515 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jessica: The best thing about the Roomba, IMO, is that it's a robot and therefore never gets bored halfway through vacuuming and decides to watch a DVD instead. This alone makes it better for me than a standard vacuum cleaner, even if it's not as powerful at sucking up dirt.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 31, 2007 1:19:20 am PST #9516 of 10000
What is even happening?

In Bitches, Fay: The odds that everyone there will be able to boast pert little peachlike bottoms and trim waists untouched by the passage of time? Dude. You live in America. Ass happens.


Trudy Booth - Dec 31, 2007 6:09:35 am PST #9517 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger: It's a triumph of the human spirit that Shirley Temple didn't end up spending her days in the attic with the mummified body of her mother.


Tom Scola - Dec 31, 2007 8:44:42 am PST #9518 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

In Tech:

Dana: It's also very amusing to see what other people name their [WiFi] networks. One of the ones around me is called "peanut."

tommyrot: I've been tempted to call my network "theguyin406istotallyhotyou shouldgooutwithhim".


libkitty - Dec 31, 2007 11:42:02 am PST #9519 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

In Goodbye:

Aimee sets it up:

It's occured to me that my 2007 was kind of like Buffy Season 7.
A few good bits, but mostly rubbish.

ba dum dum, and Miracleman finishes with:

If Ann Arbor collapses in to a giant infernal sinkhole, I'm blaming you.

Are these two married or what.


Beverly - Dec 31, 2007 6:01:05 pm PST #9520 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In Natter, context be damned:

Plei: My only resolution this year is to Mail Shit Out.

tiggy: is this related to the potty training?


Cass - Jan 01, 2008 11:57:12 am PST #9521 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

In Bitches:

Trudy: Got an earpiece for my phone for Christmas. I named it Capt. Jack Harkness since it's bluetooth and will connect with anything.


Trudy Booth - Jan 01, 2008 2:24:37 pm PST #9522 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

tommyrot: Does your dentist ever tell you to spend more time with your grandmother?


aurelia - Jan 01, 2008 7:59:27 pm PST #9523 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Nutty in Natter:

If Jesus Christ can't get everyone around the globe to agree that a rooster says "Cockadoodledoo," then the terrorists will win.


Jesse - Jan 02, 2008 11:05:53 am PST #9524 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

flea in Natter:

Dana, you've got to hear the lovin' in a Peter Wimsey accent, not a cowboy one.