Xander ,'Showtime'
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JZ then -t in Bitches:
Matilda tantrums happen thusly: Her knees buckle, she swoons, she puts her forehead to the floor, and then she weeps forlornly. It's really kind of funny. Or possibly I am callous and strange.
That's exactly how I like to throw tantrums! The forehead on the floor is very soothing.
I only do this when I am at home by myself because of societal pressure against throwing tantrums, but I totally get where Matilda is coming from.
Heh. JZ in Movies:
It's possible that the mere existence of Robin Williams and Jim Carrey are setting my acceptable-movie-star bar too low; practically anything with a white male lead between 30 and 60 could have been cast with either one of them, and all the ones that aren't feel like perilous narrow escapes.
In Bitches:
vw bug: Maybe he'll try to explain football to me. Maybe he'll give up like he usually does.
Cass: It's nice to have traditions.
Jessica: The best thing about the Roomba, IMO, is that it's a robot and therefore never gets bored halfway through vacuuming and decides to watch a DVD instead. This alone makes it better for me than a standard vacuum cleaner, even if it's not as powerful at sucking up dirt.
In Bitches, Fay: The odds that everyone there will be able to boast pert little peachlike bottoms and trim waists untouched by the passage of time? Dude. You live in America. Ass happens.
Ginger: It's a triumph of the human spirit that Shirley Temple didn't end up spending her days in the attic with the mummified body of her mother.
In Tech:
Dana: It's also very amusing to see what other people name their [WiFi] networks. One of the ones around me is called "peanut."
tommyrot: I've been tempted to call my network "theguyin406istotallyhotyou shouldgooutwithhim".
In Goodbye:
Aimee sets it up:
It's occured to me that my 2007 was kind of like Buffy Season 7.
A few good bits, but mostly rubbish.
ba dum dum, and Miracleman finishes with:
If Ann Arbor collapses in to a giant infernal sinkhole, I'm blaming you.
Are these two married or what.
In Natter, context be damned:
Plei: My only resolution this year is to Mail Shit Out.
tiggy: is this related to the potty training?
In Bitches:
Trudy: Got an earpiece for my phone for Christmas. I named it Capt. Jack Harkness since it's bluetooth and will connect with anything.