In Bitches, Fay: The odds that everyone there will be able to boast pert little peachlike bottoms and trim waists untouched by the passage of time? Dude. You live in America. Ass happens.
Lindsey: Why--why did you... Lorne: One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be. Lindsey: You kill me? A flunky?! I'm not just...Angel...kills me. You...Angel... Lorne: Good night, folks.
'Not Fade Away'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Topic!Cindy - Dec 31, 2007 1:19:20 am PST #9516 of 10000
What is even happening?
Trudy Booth - Dec 31, 2007 6:09:35 am PST #9517 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: It's a triumph of the human spirit that Shirley Temple didn't end up spending her days in the attic with the mummified body of her mother.
Tom Scola - Dec 31, 2007 8:44:42 am PST #9518 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
In Tech:
Dana: It's also very amusing to see what other people name their [WiFi] networks. One of the ones around me is called "peanut."
tommyrot: I've been tempted to call my network "theguyin406istotallyhotyou shouldgooutwithhim".
libkitty - Dec 31, 2007 11:42:02 am PST #9519 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
In Goodbye:
Aimee sets it up:
It's occured to me that my 2007 was kind of like Buffy Season 7.
A few good bits, but mostly rubbish.
ba dum dum, and Miracleman finishes with:
If Ann Arbor collapses in to a giant infernal sinkhole, I'm blaming you.
Are these two married or what.
Beverly - Dec 31, 2007 6:01:05 pm PST #9520 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Natter, context be damned:
Plei: My only resolution this year is to Mail Shit Out.
tiggy: is this related to the potty training?
Cass - Jan 01, 2008 11:57:12 am PST #9521 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
In Bitches:
Trudy: Got an earpiece for my phone for Christmas. I named it Capt. Jack Harkness since it's bluetooth and will connect with anything.
Trudy Booth - Jan 01, 2008 2:24:37 pm PST #9522 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
tommyrot: Does your dentist ever tell you to spend more time with your grandmother?
aurelia - Jan 01, 2008 7:59:27 pm PST #9523 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Nutty in Natter:
If Jesus Christ can't get everyone around the globe to agree that a rooster says "Cockadoodledoo," then the terrorists will win.
Jesse - Jan 02, 2008 11:05:53 am PST #9524 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
flea in Natter:
Dana, you've got to hear the lovin' in a Peter Wimsey accent, not a cowboy one.
Laga - Jan 02, 2008 11:23:29 am PST #9525 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
A Chicken Coup in Natter:
tommyrot:
Snake saved after eating golf balls
A snake was saved by surgery in Australia after mistaking four golf balls for a meal of chicken eggs, a veterinarian said Wednesday.
A couple had placed the balls in their chicken coup in New South Wales state to encourage their hen to nest, the Australian Associated Press reported.
Susan W:
Unless I've been spelling it wrong all my life, isn't it a chicken coop? Chicken coup has me picturing fierce, bandanna-wearing poultry with teeny, tiny guns.
Steph L:
"Give us the grain, and nobody gets hurt....cluck cluck cluck!"
Cashmere:
"You want your chicken wings? Come and take them!"