Bitches on shoes:
Gloomcookie:
Those Reeboks are so wrong!! They are the opposite of sugar - like poison or meatloaf (ew).
megan walker:
The bands or the ingestibles?
Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
amych - Aug 28, 2007 1:24:28 pm PDT #9314 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Theodosia - Aug 29, 2007 2:11:33 am PDT #9315 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Natter, wherein the Buffistas are ever-so-helpful:
Cashmere:
*sigh* Owen's wearing a pair of Olivia's swimsuit bottoms around on his head. The question is whether I should take a picture for teenage blackmail later.
sarameg:
There's a question?
amych:
No, I think the real question is "is the camera charged and within reach"?
Vortex:
sits next to sarameg, offers to set up tripod
Toddson:
Holds lights to make sure it comes out clearly
shrift:
Or perhaps, "Why haven't you taken the picture and posted it on the internet for our collective amusement yet?"
Theodosia - Aug 31, 2007 2:45:02 am PDT #9316 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ginger, on preparing to travel:
When I start worrying whether if I have everything, I use the mantra, "You're not going to darkest Africa. You can buy underwear where you're going."
Frankenbuddha - Aug 31, 2007 10:07:53 am PDT #9317 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Matt, finding a single word to describe the ouvre of Tim Minear in Minearverse:
Traumedy.
DXMachina - Aug 31, 2007 2:38:41 pm PDT #9318 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Trying to consense a thread title in Bureau:
Robin: Procedural 1: You Have the Right To Remain Silent
JenP: Ha! As if.
WindSparrow - Sep 01, 2007 2:18:50 pm PDT #9319 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches, Erin:
God, I didn't just abuse exclamation points there, I freakin' strung 'em up, flogged them and sold 'em as child prostitutes.
Ginger - Sep 05, 2007 5:25:39 am PDT #9320 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Aimee, in Bitches, on living with the princess:
While priming the dining room last night, Joe accidentally stepped on Em's dinosaur and smashed it to bits. He valiantly tried to get it into the garbage before she noticed.
Not so much.
For the next half hour, we were treated to a barrage of, "You broke my dinosaur! HEY! You broke my dinosaur! You broke my dinosaur!"
Finally I snapped and said, "Em. Daddy said he was sorry. We will get you a new dinosaur. That dinosaur is dead. Everything dies. Get over it." (I was verry tired and cranky.)
Joe says, "You're using a broken dinosaur to teach her about death? I thought we'd wait for a hamster or a goldfish."
"You want to listen to a half-hour of 'You broke my goldfish'?" I ask him.
He's about to respond when Em bursts back into the room.
"YOU BROKE MY GOLDFISH!! HEY! YOU BROKE MY GOLDFISH!!"
Liese S. - Sep 05, 2007 7:02:54 am PDT #9321 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Zenkitty's social commentary on the above incident:
Poor Em's dinosaur. Such an ignoble demise. Crushed under the heel of the patriarchy.
Aims - Sep 05, 2007 8:33:07 am PDT #9322 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
shrift in Natter:
The work fairy just came by and took a crap on my desk.
Pix - Sep 05, 2007 1:09:02 pm PDT #9323 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Lee:
I'm probably too old to build a pillow fort and hang a sign on it telling people to go away, aren't I?
Sparky1:
Yes.
You should build your fort out of bricks, and tie your sign to rocks that you lob at those who dare approach.