In Natter:
Dana: Oh, my god, why is it morning?
shrift: Stab it. Stab it a lot. Maybe it'll die and we can all go back to bed.
Buffy: He ran away, right? Giles: Sort of, more. turned and swept out majestically, I suppose. Said I didn't concern him. Buffy: So a mythic triumph over a completely indifferent foe? Giles: Well, I'm not dead or unconscious, so I say bravo for me.
'Same Time, Same Place'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Pix - Aug 22, 2007 10:10:12 am PDT #9304 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Narrator - Aug 22, 2007 1:37:47 pm PDT #9305 of 10000
The evil is this way?
Aimée in Book Club (All Harry Potter, All the Time), commenting on some American fanfic authors struggling -- and losing said struggle -- with finer points of British:
Harry and Hermione were walking towad Ron. Ron pulled a face. "Oi! Mate! What are you, starkers? Running around in Hermione's knickers? Care for a snogging shag cup o'tea?" Hermione pulled a face, "Oh shag it, you right bloody bollix. I mean, Merlin's beard, right? You're such a Nutters." Harry looked at both of his bestest friends in the whole world and said, "Wow. Learn to speak the Queen's fucking English, you lot. Fancy a snog?" and then pulled a face.
juliana - Aug 23, 2007 2:18:05 pm PDT #9306 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
The shrift and Dana show, in Natter
Dana: JASON MOMOA IS ON THE DRAGONCON GUEST LIST NOW!
shrift: OH GOD WE MAY NEED TO BREAK INTO THE HEWLETT EMERGENCY BAIL MONEY.
Dana: I KNOW. I FIGURE HE'S REALLY TALL, SO WE CAN HIDE BEHIND HIM AS WE STALK HIM.
shrift: I MAY HAVE TO ASK HIM FOR A HUG. I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE BUT OH GOD GIANT SWOOPY DORKHUG!
Dana: I AM BRINGING A CAMERA AND WILL BLACKMAIL YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR FANNISH LIFE.
shrift: WORTH IT. YOU'D JUST MAKE ME WRITE MORE PORN AND I WAS GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAY.
Dana: I concede this round to shrift.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 24, 2007 10:09:55 am PDT #9307 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Because it made laugh a lot, despite a bitchin' sore throat, from bitches:
Hec:
Emmett's nudie phase came relatively late. Like...last year. He'd run up and down the hall in the buff yelling "Nudie Boy!" before I put him in the tub.
Tom Scola:
He'd fit in at Burning Man.
Kathy A - Aug 25, 2007 6:53:17 pm PDT #9308 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Nobody commed this from msbelle in Natter?
mac modified a song and I think it is perfect for Jilli.
the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again
it started raining again
and he drowned.
Trudy Booth - Aug 26, 2007 4:29:41 pm PDT #9309 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Laga: The last time I wore eyeliner it was to draw anarchy symbols on my face.
WindSparrow - Aug 26, 2007 5:19:59 pm PDT #9310 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches Laga pitches; Ginger puts it out of the park:
I don't have champagne or glitter but I just did a shot of Jim Beam in my undershirt.
Most people aim for the mouth.
flea - Aug 27, 2007 2:32:35 am PDT #9311 of 10000
information libertarian
Cash in Natter:
Is it wrong to stand in front of the coffeemaker and yell, "FASTER!"?
JZ - Aug 27, 2007 5:54:18 am PDT #9312 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
In Bitches, discussing the escalating absurdity of shiny ring exchanges, especially the idiotic (but profitable for the DeBeers family) promise ring (edited to remove the actual thoughtful discussion, leaving only the snark):
tommyrot:
Hmm... Now I wanna buy a "Promise to Give You a Promise Ring Ring."
WindSparrow:
How about a "Promise Promise Promise Aw Heck The Word Has Lost All Meaning Ring"?
tommyrot:
Yeah. How about an "I Like You. Plus the Boinking is Nice" ring? Or maybe a "I think I love you so what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for" ring?
omnis_audis:
"I Like You. Plus the Boinking is Nice" ring?
aren't those called "cockrings" ?
tiggy - Aug 27, 2007 8:48:34 am PDT #9313 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
in Natter.
the set-up:
Dana - In case anyone is worried, Michael Vick has found Jesus.
Tom Scola - You're supposed to go into rehab first, then find Jesus. He skipped a step.
the knock outta the park:
Vortex - he said "no, no, no"