Bye, now. Have good sex.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Aims - Sep 05, 2007 8:33:07 am PDT #9322 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

shrift in Natter:

The work fairy just came by and took a crap on my desk.


Pix - Sep 05, 2007 1:09:02 pm PDT #9323 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Lee:

I'm probably too old to build a pillow fort and hang a sign on it telling people to go away, aren't I?

Sparky1:

Yes.

You should build your fort out of bricks, and tie your sign to rocks that you lob at those who dare approach.


Trudy Booth - Sep 08, 2007 6:23:46 pm PDT #9324 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hil R.: I should probably be doing something more productive than reading fanfic and eating an apple and string cheese.

(though really? that could well nigh be any of us)


Kate P. - Sep 09, 2007 6:08:30 am PDT #9325 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In Music:

Jon B.: My brother has this idea that I'll like anything that's "wacky".

Polter-Cow: You do wear silver clothing and create music by moving your hands in the air.

On television.

Jon B.: What? I can't have layers?


Pix - Sep 10, 2007 5:44:57 am PDT #9326 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Dana: Still Monday. Still morning. Not happy.

Jars: Drown it in coffee until it dies.


omnis_audis - Sep 10, 2007 10:07:55 am PDT #9327 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Toddson in Bitches:

And, for cross dressers of the world, please try to use some taste in choosing your clothing! something that fits, is clean, and doesn't allow me to check out your gender on the escalator would be appreciated!


Ginger - Sep 10, 2007 11:18:12 am PDT #9328 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Jessica, in Natter, on the fashion challenges of blue hair:

I can't do very much "color with color" with my hair without looking like I got dressed out of a bag of skittles. Black & grey are my friends.


DCJensen - Sep 11, 2007 4:11:58 am PDT #9329 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Because I meant to post this earlier...

Laga, in Bitches, context free:

I'd happily schlep my clothes to the laundromat if I could get laid on a regular basis.


Theodosia - Sep 12, 2007 1:40:28 am PDT #9330 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

SailAweigh, in Boxed Set:

You have to wonder how aware the writers are of certain tropes. I don't think they paint themselves into corners purposely, but they sure seem to stumble over their rollers a lot.


meara - Sep 12, 2007 7:31:49 am PDT #9331 of 10000

Vortex in Natter, re: ranting:

(sorry for the huge cap use, but asshats require asscaps)