In Bitches, Erin:
God, I didn't just abuse exclamation points there, I freakin' strung 'em up, flogged them and sold 'em as child prostitutes.
Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
WindSparrow - Sep 01, 2007 2:18:50 pm PDT #9319 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Ginger - Sep 05, 2007 5:25:39 am PDT #9320 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Aimee, in Bitches, on living with the princess:
While priming the dining room last night, Joe accidentally stepped on Em's dinosaur and smashed it to bits. He valiantly tried to get it into the garbage before she noticed.
Not so much.
For the next half hour, we were treated to a barrage of, "You broke my dinosaur! HEY! You broke my dinosaur! You broke my dinosaur!"
Finally I snapped and said, "Em. Daddy said he was sorry. We will get you a new dinosaur. That dinosaur is dead. Everything dies. Get over it." (I was verry tired and cranky.)
Joe says, "You're using a broken dinosaur to teach her about death? I thought we'd wait for a hamster or a goldfish."
"You want to listen to a half-hour of 'You broke my goldfish'?" I ask him.
He's about to respond when Em bursts back into the room.
"YOU BROKE MY GOLDFISH!! HEY! YOU BROKE MY GOLDFISH!!"
Liese S. - Sep 05, 2007 7:02:54 am PDT #9321 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Zenkitty's social commentary on the above incident:
Poor Em's dinosaur. Such an ignoble demise. Crushed under the heel of the patriarchy.
Aims - Sep 05, 2007 8:33:07 am PDT #9322 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
shrift in Natter:
The work fairy just came by and took a crap on my desk.
Pix - Sep 05, 2007 1:09:02 pm PDT #9323 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Lee:
I'm probably too old to build a pillow fort and hang a sign on it telling people to go away, aren't I?
Sparky1:
Yes.
You should build your fort out of bricks, and tie your sign to rocks that you lob at those who dare approach.
Trudy Booth - Sep 08, 2007 6:23:46 pm PDT #9324 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Hil R.: I should probably be doing something more productive than reading fanfic and eating an apple and string cheese.
(though really? that could well nigh be any of us)
Kate P. - Sep 09, 2007 6:08:30 am PDT #9325 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Music:
Jon B.: My brother has this idea that I'll like anything that's "wacky".
Polter-Cow: You do wear silver clothing and create music by moving your hands in the air.
On television.
Jon B.: What? I can't have layers?
Pix - Sep 10, 2007 5:44:57 am PDT #9326 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Dana: Still Monday. Still morning. Not happy.
Jars: Drown it in coffee until it dies.
omnis_audis - Sep 10, 2007 10:07:55 am PDT #9327 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Toddson in Bitches:
And, for cross dressers of the world, please try to use some taste in choosing your clothing! something that fits, is clean, and doesn't allow me to check out your gender on the escalator would be appreciated!
Ginger - Sep 10, 2007 11:18:12 am PDT #9328 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Jessica, in Natter, on the fashion challenges of blue hair:
I can't do very much "color with color" with my hair without looking like I got dressed out of a bag of skittles. Black & grey are my friends.