In Bitches Laga pitches; Ginger puts it out of the park:
I don't have champagne or glitter but I just did a shot of Jim Beam in my undershirt.
Most people aim for the mouth.
Gunn: You saying popping mama threw you a beating? Lorne: Kid Vicious did the heavy lifting. Cordy just mwah-ha-ha'd at us.
'Underneath'
Coffee On My Monitor
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WindSparrow - Aug 26, 2007 5:19:59 pm PDT #9310 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
flea - Aug 27, 2007 2:32:35 am PDT #9311 of 10000
information libertarian
Cash in Natter:
Is it wrong to stand in front of the coffeemaker and yell, "FASTER!"?
JZ - Aug 27, 2007 5:54:18 am PDT #9312 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
In Bitches, discussing the escalating absurdity of shiny ring exchanges, especially the idiotic (but profitable for the DeBeers family) promise ring (edited to remove the actual thoughtful discussion, leaving only the snark):
tommyrot:
Hmm... Now I wanna buy a "Promise to Give You a Promise Ring Ring."
WindSparrow:
How about a "Promise Promise Promise Aw Heck The Word Has Lost All Meaning Ring"?
tommyrot:
Yeah. How about an "I Like You. Plus the Boinking is Nice" ring? Or maybe a "I think I love you so what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for" ring?
omnis_audis:
"I Like You. Plus the Boinking is Nice" ring?
aren't those called "cockrings" ?
tiggy - Aug 27, 2007 8:48:34 am PDT #9313 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
in Natter.
the set-up:
Dana - In case anyone is worried, Michael Vick has found Jesus.
Tom Scola - You're supposed to go into rehab first, then find Jesus. He skipped a step.
the knock outta the park:
Vortex - he said "no, no, no"
amych - Aug 28, 2007 1:24:28 pm PDT #9314 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Bitches on shoes:
Gloomcookie:
Those Reeboks are so wrong!! They are the opposite of sugar - like poison or meatloaf (ew).
megan walker:
The bands or the ingestibles?
Theodosia - Aug 29, 2007 2:11:33 am PDT #9315 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Natter, wherein the Buffistas are ever-so-helpful:
Cashmere:
*sigh* Owen's wearing a pair of Olivia's swimsuit bottoms around on his head. The question is whether I should take a picture for teenage blackmail later.
sarameg:
There's a question?
amych:
No, I think the real question is "is the camera charged and within reach"?
Vortex:
sits next to sarameg, offers to set up tripod
Toddson:
Holds lights to make sure it comes out clearly
shrift:
Or perhaps, "Why haven't you taken the picture and posted it on the internet for our collective amusement yet?"
Theodosia - Aug 31, 2007 2:45:02 am PDT #9316 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ginger, on preparing to travel:
When I start worrying whether if I have everything, I use the mantra, "You're not going to darkest Africa. You can buy underwear where you're going."
Frankenbuddha - Aug 31, 2007 10:07:53 am PDT #9317 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Matt, finding a single word to describe the ouvre of Tim Minear in Minearverse:
Traumedy.
DXMachina - Aug 31, 2007 2:38:41 pm PDT #9318 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Trying to consense a thread title in Bureau:
Robin: Procedural 1: You Have the Right To Remain Silent
JenP: Ha! As if.
WindSparrow - Sep 01, 2007 2:18:50 pm PDT #9319 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches, Erin:
God, I didn't just abuse exclamation points there, I freakin' strung 'em up, flogged them and sold 'em as child prostitutes.