'Heart Of Gold'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Bitches, on the evil of cap sleeves:
Vortex:
Why is it that I look better in sleeveless shirts than cap sleeves?
JZ
Cap sleeves are evil -- they frame and draw attention to the worst part of the arm; sleeveless is just the blessed absence of sleeve, not a poufy little mini-sleeve screaming, "Hey! Look right here!"
ita in Natter:
That's a whole lot of coy, or a whole little of good sense.
Aimee, in Book Club:
IME, this leads to shag, shag, shag. Knickers, knickers, mate. SNOG SNOG knickers mate shag shag cup o' tea.
Was Aimee dreaming of Daniel Radcliffe again?
In Natter:
Dana: Oh, my god, why is it morning?
shrift: Stab it. Stab it a lot. Maybe it'll die and we can all go back to bed.
Aimée in Book Club (All Harry Potter, All the Time), commenting on some American fanfic authors struggling -- and losing said struggle -- with finer points of British:
Harry and Hermione were walking towad Ron. Ron pulled a face. "Oi! Mate! What are you, starkers? Running around in Hermione's knickers? Care for a snogging shag cup o'tea?" Hermione pulled a face, "Oh shag it, you right bloody bollix. I mean, Merlin's beard, right? You're such a Nutters." Harry looked at both of his bestest friends in the whole world and said, "Wow. Learn to speak the Queen's fucking English, you lot. Fancy a snog?" and then pulled a face.
The shrift and Dana show, in Natter
Dana: JASON MOMOA IS ON THE DRAGONCON GUEST LIST NOW!
shrift: OH GOD WE MAY NEED TO BREAK INTO THE HEWLETT EMERGENCY BAIL MONEY.
Dana: I KNOW. I FIGURE HE'S REALLY TALL, SO WE CAN HIDE BEHIND HIM AS WE STALK HIM.
shrift: I MAY HAVE TO ASK HIM FOR A HUG. I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE BUT OH GOD GIANT SWOOPY DORKHUG!
Dana: I AM BRINGING A CAMERA AND WILL BLACKMAIL YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR FANNISH LIFE.
shrift: WORTH IT. YOU'D JUST MAKE ME WRITE MORE PORN AND I WAS GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAY.
Dana: I concede this round to shrift.
Because it made laugh a lot, despite a bitchin' sore throat, from bitches:
Hec:
Emmett's nudie phase came relatively late. Like...last year. He'd run up and down the hall in the buff yelling "Nudie Boy!" before I put him in the tub.
Tom Scola:
He'd fit in at Burning Man.
Nobody commed this from msbelle in Natter?
mac modified a song and I think it is perfect for Jilli.
the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again
it started raining again
and he drowned.
Laga: The last time I wore eyeliner it was to draw anarchy symbols on my face.