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Because it made laugh a lot, despite a bitchin' sore throat, from bitches:
Hec:
Emmett's nudie phase came relatively late. Like...last year. He'd run up and down the hall in the buff yelling "Nudie Boy!" before I put him in the tub.
Tom Scola:
He'd fit in at Burning Man.
Nobody commed this from msbelle in Natter?
mac modified a song and I think it is perfect for Jilli.
the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again
it started raining again
and he drowned.
Laga: The last time I wore eyeliner it was to draw anarchy symbols on my face.
In Bitches Laga pitches; Ginger puts it out of the park:
I don't have champagne or glitter but I just did a shot of Jim Beam in my undershirt.
Most people aim for the mouth.
Cash in Natter:
Is it wrong to stand in front of the coffeemaker and yell, "FASTER!"?
In Bitches, discussing the escalating absurdity of shiny ring exchanges, especially the idiotic (but profitable for the DeBeers family) promise ring (edited to remove the actual thoughtful discussion, leaving only the snark):
tommyrot:
Hmm... Now I wanna buy a "Promise to Give You a Promise Ring Ring."
WindSparrow:
How about a "Promise Promise Promise Aw Heck The Word Has Lost All Meaning Ring"?
tommyrot:
Yeah. How about an "I Like You. Plus the Boinking is Nice" ring? Or maybe a "I think I love you so what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for" ring?
omnis_audis:
"I Like You. Plus the Boinking is Nice" ring?
aren't those called "cockrings" ?
in Natter.
the set-up:
Dana - In case anyone is worried, Michael Vick has found Jesus.
Tom Scola - You're supposed to go into rehab first, then find Jesus. He skipped a step.
the knock outta the park:
Vortex - he said "no, no, no"
Bitches on shoes:
Gloomcookie:
Those Reeboks are so wrong!! They are the opposite of sugar - like poison or meatloaf (ew).
megan walker:
The bands or the ingestibles?
Natter, wherein the Buffistas are ever-so-helpful:
Cashmere:
*sigh* Owen's wearing a pair of Olivia's swimsuit bottoms around on his head. The question is whether I should take a picture for teenage blackmail later.
sarameg:
There's a question?
amych:
No, I think the real question is "is the camera charged and within reach"?
Vortex:
sits next to sarameg, offers to set up tripod
Toddson:
Holds lights to make sure it comes out clearly
shrift:
Or perhaps, "Why haven't you taken the picture and posted it on the internet for our collective amusement yet?"
Ginger, on preparing to travel:
When I start worrying whether if I have everything, I use the mantra, "You're not going to darkest Africa. You can buy underwear where you're going."