Miracleman on the joys of having a two-year-old:
She does have a tendency to go up to other people, point at me and say "That's my daddy."
So they know who to sue for damages, presumably.
Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!
'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Pix - Jul 31, 2007 11:23:45 am PDT #9252 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Laga - Jul 31, 2007 6:33:22 pm PDT #9253 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Jessica in Beauracracy:
I suspect if we had access to a TARDIS, Bureaucraxxxy 327: Like Tolstoy, Only Longer would show us Emeline, Lily, Grace, Noah and Dylan bemoaning their inability to satisfactorily discuss whatever has replaced television in the future, and wondering why their parents thought Boxed Set was a good idea in the first place. And then setting up a poll to decide what once and for all how the problem could best be solved.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 01, 2007 4:58:29 am PDT #9254 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I can't believe this hasn't been commed yet. Miracleman, re NoiseDesign's gig for Nickelodeon:
Who lives in Pasadena, sorta near the sea?
NoiseBob DesignPants!
Kilted and wacky and pervy, is he!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
If theater sound and some porn do you wish...
NoiseBob DesignPants!
Then drop on your knees, and he'll show you his "fish"!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
NoiseBob DesignPants!
NoiseBob...DesignPPAAAAAANNNTSSS!!!
smonster - Aug 01, 2007 5:54:58 pm PDT #9255 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
From Bureaucracy, where I was lurking (though I'm not a lurker).
sarameg: If a lurker falls in the forest, do they make a post?
Miracleman: Probably, but it would look like "QLKEN@!#$%KLNwlknffaalekqower~{:LKJHYGTRowfuck."
Because of the broken fingers and whatnot.
amych - Aug 02, 2007 1:20:40 pm PDT #9256 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
-t in Bureaucracy
Mea culpa.
Not maxima, though. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Trudy Booth - Aug 04, 2007 5:51:36 pm PDT #9257 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
On the Duggars
Cashmere: Can't really say anything about their obsession with J's considering my own with O's.
billytea: Until you're naming your sixteenth child 'Obiwan', I think you'll have a little space for the moral high ground.
Trudy Booth - Aug 04, 2007 5:56:05 pm PDT #9258 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: There's a microwave pizza box that directs you to put any loose toppings on the pizza. I'm trying to imagine someone paralyzed with doubt about what he should do with a piece of pepperoni that fell out of the wrapping.
DebetEsse - Aug 05, 2007 9:02:27 pm PDT #9259 of 10000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
shrift , in Bitches
The learned helplessness is bad, but it's the melodramatic "I don't know what to doooooo!!!1!" breast-beating that really chaps my ass. Listen, dude, all you have to do is click a link. I'm not asking you to file taxes in three states or properly use "Tazdingo!" in a sentence. It is a link. You click on it. No, you can't click on it "wrong". Good god, man, did you have some kind of traumatic Goatse.cx experience and swear you'd never click on a link again so long as you live?
Liese S. - Aug 07, 2007 1:47:21 pm PDT #9260 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Hec in Lit, unspoilery for William Gibson's Spook Country, but whitefonted for caution:
Which makes his book feel So Last Year.
Admittedly, it is set in 2006.
Megan E. - Aug 08, 2007 3:04:30 am PDT #9261 of 10000
Tom Scola in Natter:
Man Boards Plane with Monkey Under his Hat.
No word on whether or not the hat was yellow.