'Out Of Gas'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In F2F:
KristinT: Oh, and going the wrong way on a one-way street. Fairly sure that there's something Hogwartsy about Boston's streets.
victor infante: I quite agree. I think what Boston really needs is a Rotary of Requirement, that takes you to exactly the street you need.
Could you fix my Hogwarts typo in that COMM, Kate? Thanks!
In Bitches:
MM: She also answers yes when I ask if her ears hurt, but she answers yes if I ask if her nose is falling off.
Trudy Booth: Joseph, what did you do to the baby?
JZ: And congratulations on the good interview, MM. I'll be vibing "Clearly that handsome fella in the stripey tights is our only rational choice"~ma in the direction of Michigan.
Miracleman: Oh. Should I have worn the tights?
And should I have been handsome?
JZ: For God's sake, at least tell us you wore the candy bra.
Miracleman: I thought about it, but it ruined the line of my dress.
Er...suit.
tommyrot:
Interviewer: Is there anything else that you can offer this company?
MM: You know... [unbuttons shirt] I do have too much candy....
Miracleman: ...and then they leapt to their feet and proclaimed me their king.
Context-free, spoiler-free funny from the Harry Potter Book Club, courtesy of Pete, Husband of Jilli:
"Stoopid Dark Lord, no Dark Donut."
Toddson in Bitches:
I can't help thinking: ita + pole dancing = bruises! bruises in new places!
Could you fix my Hogwarts typo in that COMM, Kate? Thanks!
Done, Kristin! (Sorry, I meant to fix it when I posted it, but I forgot.)
beth b., discussing background details of the Harry Potter books:
The fact that the Sorting is so important for me to figure out tells me that I am in the right profession.
Showing the differences of memories in Bitches:
JZ: After golloping down all these posts, I simply must know...did Pete actually kick the ground when he first told Jilli he fancied her? Because that's so unbelievably adorable that my insides are turning to oatmeal with heavy cream and maple syrup right now just thinking about it.
Did he duck his head and shuffle his feet too? Did he? I may die right here and now.
Jilli: JZ, he looked at his feet and kinda scuffled them while saying "Well, I guess you know that I fancy you". Yes, very adorable.
Pete: Sorry, JZ, but no. We were on a stairwell at the time. I think we were both seated
paperdol in Natter:
mommy people, noah ate half of what i'm supposed to feed him, and i've been trying to burp him, but he instead farted and passed out.
gas is gas, right?
Note: She can totally babysit for me, anytime she wants.