Plus the toast doesn't get so soggy.
Mal: Which one you figure tracked us? Zoe: The ugly one, sir. Mal: Could you be more specific?
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
brenda m - Jun 23, 2007 2:32:21 pm PDT #9190 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Ginger - Jun 23, 2007 2:48:10 pm PDT #9191 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That reminded me to put up the earlier Literary exchange that made me laugh out loud.
Hec: 9/11 in its planning, execution and politics seemed like it came straight out of a Bruce Sterling novel to me.
Raq: I agree, and this is another reason why we should get those evil-doers. No one deserves Bruce Sterling! No one!
Pix - Jun 24, 2007 5:11:48 pm PDT #9192 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Cass:
Okay, Juan Pablo Montoya just won his first NASCAR race. A Columbian national, Indy 500 winner, Formula One world champion just won a NASCAR race.
I am so glad I kept watching this. Way better than a nap.
juliana:
I am sorry, but the surname Montoya is forever ruined for me.
"Hallo, my name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You have my trophy. Prepare to race."
Glamcookie - Jun 25, 2007 11:56:57 am PDT #9193 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
meara, KristinT, Ailleann, amych, Steph L., and Pete present the greatest cover letter EVAH in Bitches:
To Whom It May Concern:
OH HAI -- I IZ NEEDIN JOB. YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I R GUD LISNR AND INTERVEWEEE.
I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
Sincerely,
meara
P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
Beverly - Jun 25, 2007 4:23:14 pm PDT #9194 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Today in Bitches:
DavidS: People go batfuck insane during divorces and separations.
Daisy Jane: Apparently.
DavidS: The example I always remember from TT was the woman whose husband stomped out and took all the handles on the drawers in the kitchen.
Of course, there were other more horrible examples but that one always struck me for the craxy.
Daisy Jane: Well he did take her Jack Daniels and vibrator.
ETA: We're thinking of turning it into a country song.
Theodosia - Jun 26, 2007 1:44:11 am PDT #9195 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
From the Reality thread:
connie neil:
Is anyone else watching Simon Schama's The Power of Art on PBS? Is anyone else thinking that Simon Schama desperately needs to get laid?
Laga :
Someone should set him up with Sister Wendy.
Trudy Booth - Jun 26, 2007 11:08:25 am PDT #9196 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aimée:
"I have interected daily with Dana for approximately five years. In that time she has proven to be nothing short of professional and exceedingly articulate. Dana frequently goes above and beyond the call of duty in ensuring that all parties she works with are satisfied with her work."
By which I mean, "Dana writing the good porn. All likey."
Trudy Booth - Jun 27, 2007 6:33:46 am PDT #9197 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Gudanov: I am highly amused by Dick Cheney's defense of being in an indefinite state. When Dick Cheney is in the office of veep, he exists in a state of half-executive and half-legislative until observed by a congressional committee. He's Schroedinger's Dick.
tommyrot: ...in a box?
Gudanov: Not so much a box, but an undisclosed location. The principal is the same though, his wave function doesn't collapse until he's investigated.
Trudy Booth - Jun 28, 2007 8:24:46 am PDT #9198 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jesse: I have a weird relationship with a former grad school professor, in that I can't figure out what to call her! Definitely first name, but then I'm not sure if I'm OKed to use her nickname or not. And she signs emails with just the first letter. In practice, I don't call her anything.
Nilly: I call these people "excuse me".
Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2007 10:26:49 am PDT #9199 of 10000
What is even happening?
In Bitches...
AmyLiz: I know nothing of violet candies. What does violet taste like?
Plei: Mary Sue.