In Bitches...
AmyLiz: I know nothing of violet candies. What does violet taste like?
Plei: Mary Sue.
Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2007 10:26:49 am PDT #9199 of 10000
What is even happening?
Trudy Booth - Jul 02, 2007 11:03:33 am PDT #9200 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Toddson: oooh .... do-it-yourself porn?
brenda m: Isn't that called sex?
JenP - Jul 05, 2007 7:39:22 pm PDT #9201 of 10000
In Boxed Set:
AmyLiz: Is it sad that I've been become addicted to pretty-boy soft porn?
Ailleann: Whenever I have thoughts like this, I think, "Well, at least I'm not addicted to heroin."
flea - Jul 06, 2007 1:01:09 am PDT #9202 of 10000
information libertarian
paperdol visits Grace, in Natter:
I spent some time with wee Grace, tonight, who was REALLY MAD. She de-intubated herself today, because she's all "ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT" and then they stuck it back in. She was kicking and punching and REALLY MAD.
I think it was because the nurse kept calling her "he" while giving her a bath. She was all, "BITCH, YOU ARE WASHING MY VAGINA RIGHT NOW, DID YOU NOT TAKE A BASIC ANATOMY CLASS AT YOUR BOZO NURSING SCHOOL?"
Trudy Booth - Jul 06, 2007 5:46:28 am PDT #9203 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
And my favorite part:
But no one really understood all that but me, because I speak KickingPunchingish.
Tom Scola - Jul 07, 2007 1:14:27 am PDT #9204 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
askye: What's the word on Painkiller Jane? Is it getting good ratings, do people like it?
Matt: They need to be freer with the painkillers if they want me to watch again.
Trudy Booth - Jul 07, 2007 8:16:25 am PDT #9205 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Hil: Argh. I really HATE the new kind of voicemail system with speech recognition. Just called the postal service to get a package redelivered, and I had to spell out my last name four times before the computer could understand me. And even then, I think they might have gotten the Z as a V (I can't hear that difference too well, especially over the phone.) Then the word "parcel" took three tries. Whatever happened to just pushing buttons? Or, even, talking to an actual person who can understand "Z as in Zebra"? (Well, most of the time. There seem to be several people out there under the impression that "Pebra" is a word.)
Trudy Booth - Jul 07, 2007 8:04:11 pm PDT #9206 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: Do not Google snacks on a resentful tummy. Cheeto Googling should only be done with a tummy of iron.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 09, 2007 2:02:42 am PDT #9207 of 10000
What is even happening?
sarameg: The elder nephew seems to be fond of his baby brother, though the wee one isn't too interactive yet. No toy stealing. However, he is practicing for siblinghood. He opined, just once in over two weeks, that T maybe should go back in mommy's tummy and tape be used to keep him there.
Trudy Booth - Jul 09, 2007 12:10:19 pm PDT #9208 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj: New pepped-up MM... I'm scared. And kind of turned on at the same time. Only for a Bitch is that what nostalgia feels like.