Buffy ,'Potential'
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meara, KristinT, Ailleann, amych, Steph L., and Pete present the greatest cover letter EVAH in Bitches:
To Whom It May Concern:
OH HAI -- I IZ NEEDIN JOB. YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I R GUD LISNR AND INTERVEWEEE.
I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
Sincerely,
meara
P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
Today in Bitches:
DavidS: People go batfuck insane during divorces and separations.
Daisy Jane: Apparently.
DavidS: The example I always remember from TT was the woman whose husband stomped out and took all the handles on the drawers in the kitchen.
Of course, there were other more horrible examples but that one always struck me for the craxy.
Daisy Jane: Well he did take her Jack Daniels and vibrator.
ETA: We're thinking of turning it into a country song.
From the Reality thread:
connie neil:
Is anyone else watching Simon Schama's The Power of Art on PBS? Is anyone else thinking that Simon Schama desperately needs to get laid?
Laga :
Someone should set him up with Sister Wendy.
Aimée:
"I have interected daily with Dana for approximately five years. In that time she has proven to be nothing short of professional and exceedingly articulate. Dana frequently goes above and beyond the call of duty in ensuring that all parties she works with are satisfied with her work."
By which I mean, "Dana writing the good porn. All likey."
Gudanov: I am highly amused by Dick Cheney's defense of being in an indefinite state. When Dick Cheney is in the office of veep, he exists in a state of half-executive and half-legislative until observed by a congressional committee. He's Schroedinger's Dick.
tommyrot: ...in a box?
Gudanov: Not so much a box, but an undisclosed location. The principal is the same though, his wave function doesn't collapse until he's investigated.
Jesse: I have a weird relationship with a former grad school professor, in that I can't figure out what to call her! Definitely first name, but then I'm not sure if I'm OKed to use her nickname or not. And she signs emails with just the first letter. In practice, I don't call her anything.
Nilly: I call these people "excuse me".
In Bitches...
AmyLiz: I know nothing of violet candies. What does violet taste like?
Plei: Mary Sue.
Toddson: oooh .... do-it-yourself porn?
brenda m: Isn't that called sex?
In Boxed Set:
AmyLiz: Is it sad that I've been become addicted to pretty-boy soft porn?
Ailleann: Whenever I have thoughts like this, I think, "Well, at least I'm not addicted to heroin."
paperdol visits Grace, in Natter:
I spent some time with wee Grace, tonight, who was REALLY MAD. She de-intubated herself today, because she's all "ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT" and then they stuck it back in. She was kicking and punching and REALLY MAD.
I think it was because the nurse kept calling her "he" while giving her a bath. She was all, "BITCH, YOU ARE WASHING MY VAGINA RIGHT NOW, DID YOU NOT TAKE A BASIC ANATOMY CLASS AT YOUR BOZO NURSING SCHOOL?"