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Theodosia - Jun 26, 2007 1:44:11 am PDT #9195 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From the Reality thread:

connie neil:

Is anyone else watching Simon Schama's The Power of Art on PBS? Is anyone else thinking that Simon Schama desperately needs to get laid?

Laga :

Someone should set him up with Sister Wendy.


Trudy Booth - Jun 26, 2007 11:08:25 am PDT #9196 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimée:

"I have interected daily with Dana for approximately five years. In that time she has proven to be nothing short of professional and exceedingly articulate. Dana frequently goes above and beyond the call of duty in ensuring that all parties she works with are satisfied with her work."

By which I mean, "Dana writing the good porn. All likey."


Trudy Booth - Jun 27, 2007 6:33:46 am PDT #9197 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gudanov: I am highly amused by Dick Cheney's defense of being in an indefinite state. When Dick Cheney is in the office of veep, he exists in a state of half-executive and half-legislative until observed by a congressional committee. He's Schroedinger's Dick.

tommyrot: ...in a box?

Gudanov: Not so much a box, but an undisclosed location. The principal is the same though, his wave function doesn't collapse until he's investigated.


Trudy Booth - Jun 28, 2007 8:24:46 am PDT #9198 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jesse: I have a weird relationship with a former grad school professor, in that I can't figure out what to call her! Definitely first name, but then I'm not sure if I'm OKed to use her nickname or not. And she signs emails with just the first letter. In practice, I don't call her anything.

Nilly: I call these people "excuse me".


Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2007 10:26:49 am PDT #9199 of 10000
What is even happening?

In Bitches...

AmyLiz: I know nothing of violet candies. What does violet taste like?

Plei: Mary Sue.


Trudy Booth - Jul 02, 2007 11:03:33 am PDT #9200 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Toddson: oooh .... do-it-yourself porn?

brenda m: Isn't that called sex?


JenP - Jul 05, 2007 7:39:22 pm PDT #9201 of 10000

In Boxed Set:

AmyLiz: Is it sad that I've been become addicted to pretty-boy soft porn?

Ailleann: Whenever I have thoughts like this, I think, "Well, at least I'm not addicted to heroin."


flea - Jul 06, 2007 1:01:09 am PDT #9202 of 10000
information libertarian

paperdol visits Grace, in Natter:

I spent some time with wee Grace, tonight, who was REALLY MAD. She de-intubated herself today, because she's all "ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT" and then they stuck it back in. She was kicking and punching and REALLY MAD.

I think it was because the nurse kept calling her "he" while giving her a bath. She was all, "BITCH, YOU ARE WASHING MY VAGINA RIGHT NOW, DID YOU NOT TAKE A BASIC ANATOMY CLASS AT YOUR BOZO NURSING SCHOOL?"


Trudy Booth - Jul 06, 2007 5:46:28 am PDT #9203 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And my favorite part:

But no one really understood all that but me, because I speak KickingPunchingish.


Tom Scola - Jul 07, 2007 1:14:27 am PDT #9204 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

askye: What's the word on Painkiller Jane? Is it getting good ratings, do people like it?

Matt: They need to be freer with the painkillers if they want me to watch again.