tommyrot, in Natter:
Also, I think there are warnings of large, pterodactyl-like creatures swooping down and carrying people off to feed their young....
eta: In what the National Guard is referring to as "a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie scenario".
That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Ailleann - Jun 07, 2007 1:49:10 pm PDT #9147 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
aurelia - Jun 07, 2007 3:02:11 pm PDT #9148 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Topic!Cindy in Natter:
I want something with sass, which won't look like mom-hair, but won't look like nightclub-hair, either.
I need a hairy godmother.
Zenkitty - Jun 07, 2007 6:21:43 pm PDT #9149 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter:
shrift : "It'd be neat if they could make an electronic keychain that would tell me what word I'm fumbling for at the press of a button."
Steph L. : "Wouldn't that just be a keychain that says "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"?"
Daisy Jane - Jun 08, 2007 9:41:34 am PDT #9150 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Cashmere in Natter
When I was 11, my mother called me up to my 17 year old brother's room and asked, "is that smell pot?" I replied, "No, Mom, that's incense. They used that to cover the smell of pot."
It was like a bad ABC After School special.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 08, 2007 12:11:13 pm PDT #9151 of 10000
What is even happening?
Trudy: Does Ann Coulter have Wyoming residency?
tommyrot: I think she gets residency in any state she wants, as part of her deal with D'Hoffryn....
Trudy Booth - Jun 08, 2007 4:53:56 pm PDT #9152 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Hil R.: We didn't have DARE in my school, but we did have Here's Looking At You 2000, a different program. In kindergarten through third grade or so, it was talks about how to say "no" and why addiction is bad. (Pretty much led all of us to believe that there were people out there handing out sheets of paper with little stars printed on them infused with drugs, and if we even touched it, we'd get addicted.) Also, the usual sort of stuff that induced any kid whose parents smoked cigarettes to go home and flush all the cigarettes down the toilet, and led all of us to insist that our parents couldn't drive after having one beer or one glass of wine with dinner.
There was also a parrot puppet named Miranda.
-t: For the Rights or just coincidentally?
Hil R.: I'm assuming coincidentally. Miranda was in the second grade program. I think in third grade we had a fox puppet, but we'd loved Miranda so much in second grade that none of us would pay any attention to the usurping fox, so he didn't get used too often.
Polter-Cow - Jun 08, 2007 5:31:14 pm PDT #9153 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
In Boxed Set:
askye: There's a movie I know Jilli won't see -- Ice Spiders.
Jilli VoiceOfReason: ... the hell? Spiders made of ice? Giant prehistoric spiders trapped in icebergs, until Science! foolishly frees them? Spiders in a musical ice skating production?
I mean, you're right, I won't ever watch it, but I'm just trying to figure out what sort of plot a movie named Ice Spiders would have.
JenP - Jun 08, 2007 7:19:24 pm PDT #9154 of 10000
Natter:
tommyrot: Good news: The universe keeps on expanding, creating more space.
Ginger: Not fast enough.
Cashmere - Jun 11, 2007 8:40:49 am PDT #9155 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
in Natter, Matt the Bruins Fan, on the Gay Bomb:
“The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another,” Hammond said after reviwing the documents.
How can the Air Force scientists be unaware of the Navy's existence?
Fred Pete - Jun 11, 2007 11:18:46 am PDT #9156 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
sparky1 from Bitches:
please put your pants out, as they appear to be on fire