Natter:
tommyrot: Good news: The universe keeps on expanding, creating more space.
Ginger: Not fast enough.
Mal: I call you back? Wash: No, Mal. You didn't. Zoe: I take full responsibility, cap.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
JenP - Jun 08, 2007 7:19:24 pm PDT #9154 of 10000
Cashmere - Jun 11, 2007 8:40:49 am PDT #9155 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
in Natter, Matt the Bruins Fan, on the Gay Bomb:
“The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another,” Hammond said after reviwing the documents.
How can the Air Force scientists be unaware of the Navy's existence?
Fred Pete - Jun 11, 2007 11:18:46 am PDT #9156 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
sparky1 from Bitches:
please put your pants out, as they appear to be on fire
Theodosia - Jun 11, 2007 12:43:49 pm PDT #9157 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
tommyrot on sushi:
When I hear the phrase "New Yorker roll," my first impression is that it comes with a wry cartoon. Or maybe a Chrysler hubcap.
Toddson - Jun 12, 2007 4:16:48 am PDT #9158 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Zenkitty's final word of advice on moving:
Sleeping cats? Excellent packing material.
SailAweigh - Jun 12, 2007 2:34:19 pm PDT #9159 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Daisy Jane in Bitches:
It's like a puzzle. A puzzle with a bitch-slap at the end.
SailAweigh - Jun 13, 2007 5:07:09 pm PDT #9160 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Bitches:
Sean: I suspect that in my old age, this toe will cause me nothing but constant pain.
tommyrot: When you're retired, your toe will probably sneak out and gamble away your Social Security check....
Sean: Won't be gone long, then...
Cass - Jun 14, 2007 1:51:55 pm PDT #9161 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Nattering...
ita: (I'm imagining a Buffista style guide. What a lengthy and internally inconsistent thing that would be)
tommyrot: Plus, random pictures of women in corsets. For no particular reason.
ita: Well, they are a considerably less divisive topic than the Oxford comma.
amych:
Hell, they're a less divisive topic than the
name
of the serial Oxford Harvard godandaynrand comma.
SailAweigh - Jun 15, 2007 5:26:22 am PDT #9162 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Jessica in Beep Me on the habits of Buffistas:
Shockingly, Dylan was not born with a Read New button on his forehead but maybe it will grow in later.
JenP - Jun 15, 2007 6:57:59 am PDT #9163 of 10000
In Natter:
Kat: In other news, I am willing today to be International Get Happy Day!
tommyrot: Where is Happy, and what weapons are we allowed to use?