and so forth back to the Odyssey.
It's buried... under da big ω...
(Sorry for the natter, but I couldn't resist.)
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
DXMachina - Mar 09, 2007 10:50:31 am PST #9019 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Theodosia - Mar 09, 2007 11:12:21 am PST #9020 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
The Trojan War could only have been improved by a scavenger hunt around the Mediterranean with triremes.
Aims - Mar 10, 2007 7:44:03 pm PST #9021 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sean in Buffy on life in Hollywood:
Every waiter in town isn't trying to become a key grip.
Cass - Mar 10, 2007 7:57:49 pm PST #9022 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Topic!Cindy in Bitches :
Oooooh. Dork fight! Dork fight! Pretty soon, they'll whip off their glasses. Well, they'll try, but the duct tape holding the frames together will get stuck in their hair, so the specs will just sort of hang in their faces, occasionally poking them in their eyes.
-t - Mar 15, 2007 5:14:14 am PDT #9023 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
sarameg in Natter:
I don't need a survey to tell me people are largely stupid. I just have to drive to work.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 15, 2007 5:36:50 am PDT #9024 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
tommyrot, in Natter, context schmontext:
And Jesus in his agony did cry out on the cross, "Either that wallpaper goes or I do!"
DavidS - Mar 15, 2007 6:51:27 am PDT #9025 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
flea: (The Right To Bear Arms is a commandment, right?)
Teppy: No, no -- the Right To Arm Bears is a commandment.
"I, the LORD your God, do love the ursine creatures above all others. Therefore, thou shalt provide all manner of artillery to every type of bear, except the Koalas, for lo, they are not actually bears. They are marsupials, you dumbasses, and I, the LORD your God, proclaim that thou shalt NOT provide marsupials with artillery, for lo, they are shifty and prone to switching loyalties without notice. In retrospect, I shouldn't have created them.
"Go now, and do as I have commanded."
Frankenbuddha - Mar 15, 2007 9:34:03 am PDT #9026 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
JZ in bitches:
I would be all in favor of watching the humans play baseball in a catlike fashion -- it'd make lousy baseball but great entertainment.
Swisher's rounding second, coming up on third, and... he trips over Scutaro, who was tackled in a surprise move by the opposing third baseman, who's now vigorously washing Scutaro's ears!
It's a simple pop fly headed right at Milton Bradley, who's sitting on his haunches in the outfield looking dreamily at absolutely nothing. The ball plops down right by his left foot. After a minute or two of staring blankly at the ball in mild surprise, Bradley goes batshit, springs to his feet, and tries to run frantically in nine directions at once. Then he falls asleep.
The ball somehow manages to leave closer Houston Street's hand, sailing over the head of the batter curled up snoring peacefully on home plate, and whizzing past Jason Kendall, who's writhing in ecstasy as the ump scratches behind his ears. The ball flumps to the ground some yards away, and Kendall promptly bites a chunk out of the ump's hand.
juliana - Mar 15, 2007 10:59:56 am PDT #9027 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
In Natter, a discussion of mawwage:
shrift
I just overhead our temporary receptionist, who is 20 years old and still in college, inform someone that she has her entire wedding planned even though she's currently single.
I don't even know what to do with that.
Allyson
Tell her you've got your entire divorce planned right down to the caliber?
Anne W. - Mar 15, 2007 3:11:38 pm PDT #9028 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Nutty, in Spoilers (not spoilery):
People whose names rhyme should not be married anyway. Do you see me married to somebody named Slutty? No!