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Oh! I know this one! 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah blahbity blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone.'

Buffy ,'Help'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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juliana - Mar 15, 2007 10:59:56 am PDT #9027 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

In Natter, a discussion of mawwage:

shrift

I just overhead our temporary receptionist, who is 20 years old and still in college, inform someone that she has her entire wedding planned even though she's currently single.

I don't even know what to do with that.

Allyson

Tell her you've got your entire divorce planned right down to the caliber?

Anne W. - Mar 15, 2007 3:11:38 pm PDT #9028 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Nutty, in Spoilers (not spoilery):

People whose names rhyme should not be married anyway. Do you see me married to somebody named Slutty? No!

Pix - Mar 17, 2007 11:02:10 am PDT #9029 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Context is for sissies.

Hil R. in Bitches: "Anyone who comes to the front of the bus and sings or dances or otherwise makes a fool of himself gets an inappropriate bear."

Topic!Cindy - Mar 17, 2007 11:46:42 am PDT #9030 of 10000

What is even happening?

(context is for sissies and for posterity on the BRQG)

Pix - Mar 17, 2007 11:55:50 am PDT #9031 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I like it without context. Pbbblllltt!

t /4-year-old

Betsy HP - Mar 18, 2007 4:54:48 am PDT #9032 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

KristinT in Minearverse:

The town I used to live and work in was the proud home to three nuclear reactors in the local power plant. Soon after moving in, the town mailed me a happy little packet of potassium iodide pills. It was very apocalyptic-welcome-wagon of them.

Steph L. - Mar 19, 2007 4:54:26 am PDT #9033 of 10000

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

(Because I am 12....)

In Natter --

Shrift: I kind of went a little crazy with the fruit when I was ordering groceries last night, so I'm going to have blueberries and strawberries and raspberries and -- basically it will be a berrypocalypse in my kitchen tonight.

Matt: Just pace yourself so it doesn't become poopmageddon in your bathroom tomorrow.

Typo Boy - Mar 20, 2007 7:28:54 am PDT #9034 of 10000

Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Connie Neil in Bitches 35:

I love heights--though I have to be always mindful that the voice that says "Go ahead, you'll be able to fly" is not my friend.

DavidS - Mar 20, 2007 2:51:13 pm PDT #9035 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Cindy says Drug is the Love:

I have gone from being completely medication averse to being so in love with my Ativan, I'd like to walk around with a drip in my arm. I haven't needed any in a few days, so I wink at it when I walk by the cabinet, so it knows I haven't forgotten it.

Cashmere - Mar 21, 2007 5:27:17 pm PDT #9036 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

One of the perils of online dating:

in Bitches:

vw:

And lastly, I just checked the people who want to communicate with me on eHarmony. One of the guy's grandfather evidently had a "strock" but recovered. How do these guys find me???

erika:

Because I'm not online dating anymore.

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