'War Stories'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
'Tis a good night for the funny in Bitches.
billytea: Hey, would you regard it as a selling point if a wine was described as "corpulent and fleshy"?
askye: If I were a zombie looking for a nice red to pair with BRAAAAIINS.
Astarte: You've got a Merlot made by Hieronymous Bosch?
In Movies:
Laga: I heard Neil LaBute was raised in a fundie mormon culture & this remake of Wicker Man is actually a thinly veiled critique of fundamentalism in general and mormonism in particular. Unfortunatley I haven't seen it.
Jessica: Eh...I don't see it. Unless he thinks celebrating blatant raging misogyny is somehow a valid critique of fundamentalist Mormonism, in which case all of his movies count.
Corwood Industries: He's really sticking it to The Man, if by "The Man" you mean "women."
Cass in Bitches: (Context? We don't need no stinkin' context!)
Nothing like some death to make cramps seem lesser.
sarameg, in Natter:
OK, so there's this guy at one of the universities here billed as a civility expert. Whenever I hear him talk, or even hear him mentioned, my first response is "Oh can it, you sanctimonious prick."
Jan 12, 2007 7:39:13 pm PST #3236 of 3250
Strega - I don't know how intentions can put anyone in danger. The only person responsible for Rebecca was Rebecca.
Tim Minear - Well, I was kinda responsible for Rebecca. Considering I was, like, making the whole thing up.
Strega- You hush. We're interpreting the text.
Cass: Just tried to kill myself choking on a chip and coffee. Please let me not die of something so incredibly stupid - She died because she snacked.
Matt the Bruins fan: Don't be adding "Mama" to your screen name, Cass.
Faye, in Bitches, with an image that first made me smile, then go "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
There are, sadly, an awful lot of these ugly old white men who came to Thailand with their elderly cocks leading the way, like dowsing rods in search of pussy.
Ita, same place:
Not BF. I swear.
I mean, if I had a boyfriend everyone would know due to the immediate end of global warning and certain regimes. Not to mention cheap and efficient alternatives to fossil fuels suddenly having existing infrastructures.
Fuck a star in the east. That's for beginners. I'll show you the impossible made real.
Hec: I don't like it when people anthropomorphize animals and ascribe human attributes to them. That's seems disrespectful to me.
Robin: I don't like people who ascribe human feelings to their pets. And neither do my cats. My dog thinks it's fine.
Zenkitty in Natter:
I had a cat who had nightmares. She would startle awake howling and run. One time she ran down the basement stairs and I went to the top of the stairs and called her name; she turned around, saw me, ran full tilt back up the stairs and literally leaped into my arms. She put her front legs around my neck, put her nose in my ear, and I held her and she purred until she stopped shaking. Then she got down and walked away like nothing happened. We never spoke of it.