Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.

'Hell Bound'


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Vortex - Jan 10, 2007 7:48:39 am PST #8901 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

From Fay:

(Granted they also have a line of Minimizer Bras which I find offensive as a concept, subscribing as I do to the "Look! Boobies!" philosophy of cleavage, but I realise that I am not their sole customer, so...fair enough. I suppose.)


Pix - Jan 10, 2007 1:21:48 pm PST #8902 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

A perfect example of why Buffistas don't always do well in "traditional" situations:

Laga: I didn't go to prom because my boyfriend at the time refused to wear a zoot suit and I refused to arrive by being lowered out of a helicopter.


juliana - Jan 10, 2007 2:03:21 pm PST #8903 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Erin, in Natter:

I loved Ice Pirates!

It was such a campy parody of all the sci-fi tropes!

Course, back then, I thought a trope was some kind of disease, but...


DavidS - Jan 10, 2007 2:14:57 pm PST #8904 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Bitches...

Erin: I went from never-been-kissed to hold-up-there-boy!THATS3rdBASE!! all in about a half hour.

-t: Heh. Me, too. Ninth grade party, Little Red Corvette on the stereo. Almost inevitable, really.

Erin: Baby, ur much 2 fast (yes u r)

juliana: Ah, Prince. The original chatspeak maven.


Liese S. - Jan 10, 2007 4:37:33 pm PST #8905 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

In Boxed Set:

Dana: I hear Jensen Ackles is a giant chicken.

Zenkitty: Has he met David Boreanaz?


amych - Jan 11, 2007 7:18:22 am PST #8906 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Natter takes a turn for the really, really dark:

Sophia Brooks: They killed Snuffy!?!

Cindy: When they took Elmo, to skin him to make Willow's sweater, his last words were, "Elmo not going down alone."

That's when Snuffy read the writing on the wall. Big Bird helped, of course.


smonster - Jan 11, 2007 6:22:23 pm PST #8907 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

'Tis a good night for the funny in Bitches.

billytea: Hey, would you regard it as a selling point if a wine was described as "corpulent and fleshy"?

askye: If I were a zombie looking for a nice red to pair with BRAAAAIINS.

Astarte: You've got a Merlot made by Hieronymous Bosch?


Kate P. - Jan 12, 2007 2:56:52 am PST #8908 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In Movies:

Laga: I heard Neil LaBute was raised in a fundie mormon culture & this remake of Wicker Man is actually a thinly veiled critique of fundamentalism in general and mormonism in particular. Unfortunatley I haven't seen it.

Jessica: Eh...I don't see it. Unless he thinks celebrating blatant raging misogyny is somehow a valid critique of fundamentalist Mormonism, in which case all of his movies count.

Corwood Industries: He's really sticking it to The Man, if by "The Man" you mean "women."


SailAweigh - Jan 12, 2007 5:31:36 am PST #8909 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Cass in Bitches: (Context? We don't need no stinkin' context!)

Nothing like some death to make cramps seem lesser.


aurelia - Jan 12, 2007 2:13:51 pm PST #8910 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

sarameg, in Natter:

OK, so there's this guy at one of the universities here billed as a civility expert. Whenever I hear him talk, or even hear him mentioned, my first response is "Oh can it, you sanctimonious prick."